The wrong answer game

only if you are their with it...I smell people to find hidden chocolate...

If life was just a bundle of mucisal notes...how many notes would you carry around with you to have a happy life....

All the keys, even the off-keys. Afterall, life is like a piano, you play it like a trombone.

How can you divide a pizza in even pieces, if you don't have a knife/slicer to cut it?

pass it around the room, everyone taking one bite and then passing it onto next person until it is gone. (no plates needed either)


What is the right question given the wrong answer?

I havent been given the wrong answer yet to know the right question...so that said who has it in their bag...

.......what in your bag?

*rummages around, pulls out a galaxy, a thunder storm, a sunny day, some cat fur* Not alot in it at the moment.

What does laundering money mean?

Dirty money needs to be made clean. So you launder it. Gentle cold wash slow spin and don't use a drier. Dry cleaning is an option

Where do answers come from

That old oil lamp in the attic. Just rub it and ask. It'll tell you where to go.

Exactly what is a fear?

to be exact a fear is something found on the outer limits of time....people have this yearning to reach out and grab a hold of them to touch and feel them....play with them....then when its time to go back to the outer limits of time .....they are to afraid to send them back....so they play some more with them and find new ways and means to use them...its all childs play really...

If time permits all things....what things permit time.....

Thing One, Thing Two, Thing Three and Thing Four and the Cat in the Hat!

What was that large pink spot made of?

Its made of Large pink. A small pink spot would be made from small pink which is totally different but the same colour

Way is a totally different similar colour look like

on the spectrum but with fudge and sprinkles on top just to add a rainbow flavour...

If snow was really icecream how would we make it into all flavours?

All flavours snow is white pre color snow is its other name

You add all flavours of course plonker

How many plonkers can you fit in a telephone booth

12,562.56 plonkers should fill the space nicely.

What exactly is a plonker?

Phone box filler is as good an explanation as can be give

How any plonks to make a plonker

None, cause they are already complete in themselves perfect.

Why are people more willing to die for their ideals than live often?

Because ideal is 60% dead whereas live has three letters too but not in the middle so people which also has 50% of letters in common will too be indifferent living by there ideals

How many letters in ideal can you post

29 letters, 5 showing and the others hidden in the depths of the ideal.

Exactly what is a post?

Its an after soon after a lot after or just plain after
There is a place where when you go past the post you win but are in the past

is there a before being past the post

A before being is seen both past the post and after the post...you just have to ensure the post dont stick a stamp on you and mail you back to the past..when you reach the post.

If posties deliver mail.....who delivers males?

Last I heard, it was storks, but males got far too heavy for them to continue so they quit the job. Now males just bring themselves....

Why do people get rid of dust?

To make room for the updated version: Dust 2.0

What pushes clouds as they move along in the sky?

The angels that want the sun to shine on the earth. Not everyone can see them, but they are there.

"You only live ones", says a tattoo. The owner says it's not a typo, she has her own interpretation. What is it?

she hasnt had her nine lives yet..maybe!

Me oh my theirs a pie in your eye.........what kind?

A pie in the sky, same place as your eye flying high

Why?

why is a good question but why not better

why not

I had a dream also i have a dream and bingo was its name. Such i can ak you why not and it means nothing as it is nameless and the nameless goes unspoken and knows but silence

What is my name

That's not a question, but a statement. Nice to meet you What!

If a clue is actually a fact, what fact would be a clue?

the fact of the matter..that is a clue actually.....in fact.

If you had to see more clearly, would you take your glasses off?

Yes, I would take the glasses off the table in order to see through it more clearly. Seeing through things is what we all endevour to do, right?

Why do we have the sense of itch?

Because otherwise the world would stop turning from all the bananas on the floor. And that would cause a rainstorm that our skin would not be able to handle.

Why does a mirror reflect?