The Wrong Answer Game (revived)

I will ask a question and you respond with your wrong answer. Exampled here

Why are all the eggs in one basket?

They scrambled there to avoid being fried..

Your question..


Where do goats sleep at night?

In the clouds because clouds camouflage their fur. Goats float in their sleep. When we count sheep, we're really counting goats. Got your goat yet?

Why do balls bounce?

Goat it!


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Balls wanted to dance with the goats in the clouds, so they decided to bounce up there to create their own goat ball..

Why is mankind called mankind?

Because they got too much ribbing about being inclusive so they got in a huff and included only the men.

Why does hot air rise?

The goat ball needed hot air, to blow out  the goat crashes and ball bouncers not doing their job..


How many stones would it take to build a stone house?

There is no wrong answer to that one! Unless you're stoned....

Why are there 12 months in a year?

Probably because 13 is bad luck and we don't want a whole year of bad luck do we?

What goes up and never comes down when its cloudy?

Alethia wrote:Probably because 13 is bad luck and we don't want a whole year of bad luck do we?

What goes up and never comes down when its cloudy?

Ping pong balls. They get so busy pinging the clouds, they forget to pong and never come down until it gets cold enough. Then they hail the ground with a big greeting.

Why is summer so hot?

Because winter fired up.

Where in the valley of death do you find the devil?

Alethia wrote:Because winter fired up.

Where in the valley of death do you find the devil?

To figure that one out, the devil is in the details, so look there.

Why is most life attracted to music?

melodiccolor wrote:

Alethia wrote:Because winter fired up.

Where in the valley of death do you find the devil?

To figure that one out, the devil is in the details, so look there.

Why is most life attracted to music?

The sound of silence insisted..

Where on earth is no mans land?

Inside every women's restroom in every airport.

Why do dogs bark at cars, trains and planes?

Because they think that ‘bach’ will drive them away!

Why did tiny Tim tip toe through the tulips?

The song got it wrong; Tiny Tim was high at the time and mistook the experience. The tulips were actually tip toeing around him to avoid getting trampled!

Why do people crave foods that are bad for them?

They have bad ‘jeans’ and each time they wear them, the good ‘jeans’ are left hanging and have no say in the wear and tear of the body!

Oops! What kind of hat would a person wearing bad jeans wear?

A Red Socks baseball cap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ1J5vQYwnU&list=PLqXUHIjWsOU1CmHdfIEg7bgemdO8rcBbS&index=14&t=0s

Why did toilet paper disappear all over the world when the pandemic began?

People are invested in their releases and it’s very desirable, when you get to wipe the slate clean..

What kind of holiday would be exciting right now?

Any kind really, as long as it's spent safely alone!

If energy is infinite, why do we need to conserve personal energy?

When things get personal you can blow up the bounds of all time, space with all that energy and create a new impersonal reality..

What kind of bubbles make the best bubbly?

Dawn soap bubbles, because with the dawn comes new beginnings, appropriate for celebration.

How do we figure out how many universes there are or even see another one?

melodiccolor wrote:Dawn soap bubbles, because with the dawn comes new beginnings, appropriate for celebration.

How do we figure out how many universes there are or even see another one?

Through the looking glass just like Alice..
Turn on the wonder and magically they’ll all appear!

Where is the treasure located on treasure island?

Right under your feet.

Why is green the color of jealousy?

melodiccolor wrote:
Why is green the color of jealousy?

Red was already taken by Anger.

Who knows where the time goes?

The toddler shrieking in the grocery store knows exactly where it went. He hid it.

Why do we dream?

melodiccolor wrote: Why do we dream?

We don't dream. The dream dreams us.

Whither goest the world lest we dream not?

It vanishes completely.

Why is online life so much more alluring than real life to most people?

melodiccolor wrote:
Why is online life so much more alluring than real life to most people?

Such is the fate of robots.

Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

No, they dream of electric octopus.

What is string theory?

It’s a magnetic loophole in spaghetti pasta, if you eat it, theory has it, you’ll attract loopy spaghetti with no strings attached.

What’s your next life going to be?