The wrong answer game

It's bum

If its a sin to tell a lie. Is it a lie to tell a sin

only if your in a sin bin...smokin cognac cigars....eating expensive salami and biting off more than you can chew...

this is an original sin bin in the land of Oz back in my day when I sinned...lol!!http://www.uniquecars.carpoint.com.au/portal/alias__uniquecarsau/tabID__203009/ArticleID__7786/DesktopDefault.aspx

Old fords die hard they say....how do old holdens die?

Lying down Holden on for as long as they can
Oh yes the mattress in the back. The good old days when men were me
The only thing you had to worry about was sand

If a sand hopper was on a lawn would be a grass hopper

Old man, how do you not see sand and grass as hoppers?



Young man how do you see sand and grass as hoppers?

When the grass and sand go to raves and jump up and down, they become very good hoppers.

Define politics.

Politics is the gift of creating usefull agreements and discussing meaningful subjects. All this is needed it to hand out promises that will be kept.

If the moon had water, could we grow fish there?

yes it does and yes they have

Why do we think the moon is dead

Because there is a man in the moon, and no man is immortal, therefore the moon could not be. It died of old age, or so the story goes. Then it decomposed into green cheese.

Why do people love the taste of the blue veins in blue cheese?

Its the fungus the mould like the stuff between your toes and every body knows its the toes that knows

How to toes twinkle

They simply sparkle and then twist and thus they twinkle.

How can you answer a question without answering?

question it..

hark who goes there?

It's the herald angels on their way to singing lessons Their Fulla lulla Lars need polishing

How any angels in a triangle

Yes, a flock of 17 of them. Everyone knows that!

Why do people love to scare themselves?

because they are the stage....

Play it again sam......play what?

The Modern day Play "what" is said to be a master piece in avant guard exhibitionism
the story combines in a no plot with no speech and the thematic content is driven from the program subtitles

Is a one man play just playing with your self

no its a disorderly manner of rearranging your own rubics cube..

how many angels does it take to change a light globe?

One angel holds the bulb the rest turn the world around until the bulb comes out

Why is it so hard to listen when people won't speak

because your in the dark and you can see....

If monty python a snake?

Only when he chases and catches his own tail!

Where did all those bits and pieces come from?

The mental garbage dump at the end of the universe

The place old thoughts go to dye into others colours

The final bit

Where is the game that gives a wrong answer

Inside your fantasies....

How do you know when you own too many books?

when you start reading them all again in your dreams.

Be still know thyself...and do what?

Take yourself out on a very romantic but cheap date. Be sure to cop a feel too.

What does it mean when you do a jigsaw puzzle, finish it and there are still a few pieces left over?

you eat them...swallow them whole..that way you dont get the desire to bite off more than you can chew...

side glances are side kicks?

Yes, they follow you around adoringly, much like a younger sibling.

Why is there time?

In between the seconds ticking the whys are whirring getting reading to make a tock
If you aid a lot of only how can it be a cheap thrill

the aid is missing its band........so once the band starts playing their tune the cheap thrill turns into fairy dust and is sprinkled on mother earth for magic cheap thrills to grow....

If mushrooms are magic, how come we dont all dissappear when we eat them?

We do actually. We're just not aware that we have so go on as if we are all fully visible. It takes great spiritual growing to learn of our invisibleness.

So what is the best way to become visible again?

Charge in with the light brigade..no horse......naked....but with wings.

If your wings have been trappled on.......how do you get a quick fix?