The wrong answer game

You'd find all that missing dark matter and dark energy.

Why is sugar bad for you?

Bad sugar is the spice of life..

Over the moon.. who jumped?

That guy on the sugar high....

Why do women get breast implants?

To stay abreast of themselves..

How do you turn down the volume?

With a polite but firm "no".

What causes cats to purr?

They are Angry and annoyed by humans.

How do we overcome bad habits?

Alethia wrote:They are Angry and annoyed by humans.

How do we overcome bad habits?

The first step is to get a really good shovel or backhoe and dig a very deep hole....

Why are so many foods healthy and delicious to humans poisonous to cats and dogs and wildlife?

Wildlife and animals require loads of sugar and most human food has none.

Where has the time gone?

There is a hole in the fabric of space/time that acts like a drain.  Time that has passed drains down the hole, keeping time flowing and moving along.

Why is enough never really enough?

Because enough has been going through an identity crisis.

Why are their time lapses in space?

Time hasn't really lapsed but because space has gotten so old, it's loosing track of time due to memory lapses. It isn't lost, merely misplaced.

Why does the earth tilt on its axis?

Because photographers insisted it pose that way.

Why do spaghetti slurpers slurp?

To give the body warning of how long the spaghetti is about to enter it.

How can anything solid be mostly made of empty nothing?

Because

Its inner dialogue is very convincing about such matters.

What’s got into people?

Alethia wrote:Because

Its inner dialogue is very convincing about such matters.

What’s got into people?

Far too much hot air.

How does popcorn pop?

With surprisingly good intentions.

what are the sounds of silence?

Alethia wrote:With surprisingly good intentions.

what are the sounds of silence?

Funny, there is a song with the answer to that in it:


Why do dogs bark and howl when a plane approaches for many minutes before it gets here?

They believe an abundant supply of their favourite treats are on board.

How do we solve the problems of the world?

By knowing the absolutely only one correct answer to each and every problem the world presents and convincing everyone it is.

Why does the world wobble?

It’s dancing to the jailhouse rock ..

How do you eat with grace?

With great gusto!

Why do we age?

Because young is so outdated..

Where do you source good things?

Following trend makers on Tik Tok

Why do people rarely feel like they have enough?

Because abundance is always on the run and hard to catch.

When your in a pickle what do you tickle?

Cactus!

How do people get so prickly?

Peter piper picked the prickles and prickled the entire prickly peoples..

What’s a sweet dream ?

First you start with marshmallows and a flame. Then you add chocolate, some biscuits/cookies and then you put the entire thing into a blender to extract it's scent. You put the scent under your pillow and you dream of sweets.

Many foods are poisonous or otherwise harmful until prepared properly. How did people initially figure out they were edible?

They balanced them on their head and ran a marathon at the same time. It was always safe if you crossed the finish line with food in place.

There are reasons for everything why?

Oh that's an easy one. There is no reason at all; reason is a myth.

Why do societies and civilizations let themselves be ruled by their own creations (like money for example)?

Because everything to those kind of people has to fit into a 12in box..

How do you grow flowers.