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The wrong answer game
Answer the question put before you with a ficticious answer or a tall tail and then ask a question of your own.
Why is the sky blue?
Why is the sky blue?
melodiccolor- Admin
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Re: The wrong answer game
Because it's really one huge rotating sapphire.
Why don't fish drown?
Why don't fish drown?
Logan (Earthmaiden)- Posts : 452
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Re: The wrong answer game
Because they are encased in a thin dimensional bubble that holds its own air for them to breath.
What is the 4th dimension?
What is the 4th dimension?
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Re: The wrong answer game
An even more mediocre band than the 5th dimension.
Why is the White House white?
Why is the White House white?
Nucky- Admin
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Re: The wrong answer game
Because the Purple House just doesn't have the same ring to it.
How do balls bounce?
How do balls bounce?
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Balls bounce because when we drop them, we expect them to bounce back up and so they do.
What is sand made of?
What is sand made of?
Logan (Earthmaiden)- Posts : 452
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Re: The wrong answer game
Itty bitty universes.
What is a fallefel?
What is a fallefel?
melodiccolor- Admin
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Re: The wrong answer game
A waffle that keeps falling off the table.
Where do babies come from?
Where do babies come from?
Rivershine- Posts : 1871
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Re: The wrong answer game
Pollywogs.
Why is the earth round?
Why is the earth round?
Logan (Earthmaiden)- Posts : 452
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Re: The wrong answer game
Well, it started out kind of cubic, but over eons, it got polished smooth by the solar winds, just like a rock gets polished by a river.
Why must shoes be xrayed at the airport?
Why must shoes be xrayed at the airport?
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Re: The wrong answer game
You've got find out who has shoe telephones some how!
Where does God live?
Where does God live?
adain- Posts : 1010
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Re: The wrong answer game
Underwater according to the terrible band of the same name.
Why do birds fly?
Why do birds fly?
Nucky- Admin
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Re: The wrong answer game
Because it takes too darn long to walk.
How do you find the end of the rainbow?
How do you find the end of the rainbow?
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Re: The wrong answer game
With a metal detector silly. With all that gold at the end of it, it's easy to find.
Why is water wet?
Why is water wet?
Logan (Earthmaiden)- Posts : 452
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Re: The wrong answer game
Because dry water is hard to drink.
Why do politicians lie?
Why do politicians lie?
melodiccolor- Admin
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Re: The wrong answer game
Because their mouths are moving.
What are marshmellows made of?
What are marshmellows made of?
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Re: The wrong answer game
Reamsie, it's supposed to be a false answer. That one looks true!!
Why, bleached marshes of course.
How was chocolate candy invented?
Why, bleached marshes of course.
How was chocolate candy invented?
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Re: The wrong answer game
I know, couldn't help myself.
By tiny little elves that live in a tree. (Oh, wait maybe that was cookies)
Why do zebras have stripes?
By tiny little elves that live in a tree. (Oh, wait maybe that was cookies)
Why do zebras have stripes?
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Well, in the beginning, zebras had spots. But, they were not waterproof and so when they got wet, they ran down zebras' sides. When they dried, they were forever fixed that way. And to this day, that's why zebras have stripes.
Why do computers crash?
Why do computers crash?
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Because they are very bad drivers!
What happens to the light in the refrigerator when you shut the door?
What happens to the light in the refrigerator when you shut the door?
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It rummages around for a nice cold one and relaxes. I thought everyone knew that.
What happens to someone when they drink 20 cups of coffee a day?
What happens to someone when they drink 20 cups of coffee a day?
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Re: The wrong answer game
They become really good friends with the toilet.
What is dirt made of?
What is dirt made of?
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Re: The wrong answer game
Oh oh.... another true answer! And the problem with your question is that every answer I can think of is also true. Hmmmm......Oh I know....
The harmful thoughts of toxic beings.
How are emeralds made?
The harmful thoughts of toxic beings.
How are emeralds made?
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They are created by following a recipe created by Chef Emeril Lagasse on a past episode of his old television show.melodiccolor wrote:Oh oh.... another true answer! And the problem with your question is that every answer I can think of is also true. Hmmmm......Oh I know....
The harmful thoughts of toxic beings.
How are emeralds made?
What is the difference between silicon and silicone?
waterdragon7- Posts : 727
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Re: The wrong answer game
A silicon is a male sili and a silicone is a female sili.
What happens to the one sock that disappears from every pair in the dryer?
What happens to the one sock that disappears from every pair in the dryer?
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It slips into the sock dimension, never to be seen again. do do do do do do do do...
How do you travel in time?
How do you travel in time?
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Re: The wrong answer game
In a boat, on the river Nile, singing the entirity of the Cats musical, but only when all the planets align with the sun, and you have learned all the secrets of how to cook the perfect baked alaska. It also helps if you have the key of time and space in your possesion too, makes it a bit easier to unlock those interdimensal doors.
Where do my keys disappear to every morning?
Where do my keys disappear to every morning?
adain- Posts : 1010
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Re: The wrong answer game
[color-darkblue]Tiny little elves take them to use as diving boards for their swimming pool in the wall behind the refrigerator.
What kind of fish are fish sticks made from?[/color]
What kind of fish are fish sticks made from?[/color]
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Re: The wrong answer game
Adain and Reamsie:
Fish sticks are made from square stick flounders of course.
Why can't we live off of carbon monoxide?
Fish sticks are made from square stick flounders of course.
Why can't we live off of carbon monoxide?
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Re: The wrong answer game
Because then we'd never learn personal responsibility.
Why do brides wear white?
Why do brides wear white?
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