The wrong answer game

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Why is 1 the loneliest number

Because two decided it was time to split the difference and run....leaving one alone...

If you were served you up a banana split, would you eat it with much pleasure and enjoyment?

Dive right in and kick and splash i would

What was it that en joy ment

en joy ment no joy ment no en joy ment...

If joy was a cardinal sin......would you sin it often?

I would definitely jump for joy and maybe jump joy herself as she is cute and often is a term of commitment i would use.

What shape is the sin bin

The shape of joy itself...

What bin does joy fit in?

The rubbish bin, turning all rubbish into treasure so nothing gets wasted.

Why sombreros?

To stop sore RB mos from forming on your head because of the hot mexican sun

What is RB Mos and how did it get sore

Its a regulating barometer that changes the bodies temperature to match the external weather....when the body gets sore, it means your barometer might need a grease and oil change.....to lubricate an internal data not in synch with the sunshine.....no sun, no warmth, no warmth, freezing bits..freezing bits, ready to snap- ready to snap..........pain..


What is tried and measured?

Condoms they get tried a lot and if the meaure is wrong the words Texas Medium gives even grown men an inferiority complex

When is big enough bIg enough

When it overruns all boundaries.

What are the birds singing about at sunrise?

their irritation that they have to fluff their feathers, seek out food to fill their bellies and take care of their young and take flight ...when all they want to do is sleep the day away...

How much wear and tear is the rarest machine on earth able to take..

None. Rare machines pay their way

How many nones in a some

That depends if they are positive or negative nones, but I'd say four and a half.

Why does the sun never get tired of burning?

It has a lot of rage and anger to process.

Why are leaves green?

They are full of horrid fill that turns them green. Also leaves are envious about how much horrid fill other leaves have

Whats a silent question

One that requires a very loud answer...

Peace reigns supreme..is that like a pizza without anchovies..

No...it is a pizza and it apparently has all kinds of odd things on it.

Why do kittens love to conquer bushes?

The bushes stand still for it

How many pussies in a bush

if you trim the bush your eyes will spy the pussie smiling back at you...

I spy with my little eye something beginning with what?

P puh pee. It be that starts the pee thaturns to phew that passes pong and ends with pffft

Do I smile with my little eye something beginning with pffft

your little eye more than smiles...it has a glint........that stinks.....pffftectfly...

If irish eyes are smiling, what are scottish ones doing?

Looking up soeones kilt. Aye there be there be meatandtwo veg for the oogling

Where does google gets its gee oogle from

from the gee oogle shop...where you buy your meat and two veg..

Feed a man meat they say...feed a woman what?

Still more meat, so she can keep her energy up and enjoy more meat still.

What meat are we talking about anyway?

Watermeats! They would be great for pokie and sushi.

Have you ever seen sushi poke somebody ?

yes in an oriental squeeze......with added chinese heartburn.

If an oriental dance requires each one to *bow*......are head butts ensured?

At times yes.

But what about butt heads, how are they ensured?

They are insured under a BB policy for custom Butt Break Cover

What do you do at night if you have been working on the rail road all the day long

you unravel the track, so the peace train can begin again...