The wrong answer game

it means giant steps are coming to get you.....

If you were a giant, would you chase Jack down the beanstalk if you knew it would be chopped down?

Of course not as I'd have no wish to be cut down to size....

How does one span a life?

by skimming a stone across its surface and seeing how far it goes.........if someone on the other side throws it back to you..........they might just put the time and date on it........then you will get a timespan........of life......

What does skimming a stone across water do for the fish?

teaches them to keep their heads down and keep out of trouble...after all, it's those that stick their heads up that get them knocked off...


why is coffee so addictive?!

For the same reason Cocoa Cola is....coke.....

Why is the sound of water falling so peaceful and alluring?

because it feels good when you can finally pee...

why do dragons breathe fire?

Actually they breath air; it is just really bad breath.

Why is snow white?

because she was born into this world...


why are you?

Because me said you had to be you........and I listened...to me cos me knows things you dont know........but you is learning so me helped you out this time.......and you felt more than you ever imagined..

Why do you think me helped you?

because you just can't help yourself...

where can you find your soul?

Under the bed, catching the sleep I missed.

What is a cell?

its an intricate part of my underpants..........when someone pulls a thread.......the cell comes to life and creates a cellular level fit..........nothing like a perfect fitting pair of underdacks...hmmmmm

So on selection of your jocks.......would you go for the thong.......or the y fronts?

why?

when is it okay to go commando?

Whenever one is irritated or annoyed. It scares everyone away so you are no longer annoyed.

How do you know when you're too sensitive?

when your psychiatrist tells you...


How much is too much to spend on Christmas presents?

You know you've spent too much when you take out a 2nd mortgage to pay for them!

Why do we crave sweet foods?

because santa doesnt bring lollies anymore........

All I want for christmas is............?

Terry`s Chocolate Orange Toffee Crunch...trust me, I`m eating one right now...Mmmmm Mmmmm good.


Who do we have to buy presents for?

for everyone in the whole wide world.......

If you saw a rainbow on christmas day, what would you see at the end of it?

All the presents no one wanted and the stores would not take back.


Why does everything age?

time lords


why do they call it a "shot glass"?

cos in the days of cowboys and injuns.....the cowboys got so drunk in them there saloons.......the glasses looked to them, through their drunken eyes like they were half shot......... they decided if the glass was half shot it wouldnt hold any liquor........this made them angry so they then pulled out their pistols and shot the glass to pieces.........completely..

if you could drink a drink right now what kind of drink would you drink?

a big one..

why does rain fall down?

Actually it is falling up. It only appears to be falling down because of an optical illusion.

How does the emotion shock help people cope?

By giving sudden bursts of radiation to counteract infusions of metabolic infra red exhaust fumes converging on the optical illusions that are radiating impulsive reactive devices to target individual polar variations in line with structured prolific invaluable positions...that stick...

Ok a stick in the mud is just another stick being thrown around...or not?

Alethia wrote: By giving sudden bursts of radiation to counteract infusions of metabolic infra red exhaust fumes converging on the optical illusions that are radiating impulsive reactive devices to target individual polar variations in line with structured prolific invaluable positions...that stick...

I had no idea you were an engineer!

Alethia wrote: Ok a stick in the mud is just another stick being thrown around...or not?

Not.

Are metabolic infra red exhaust fumes dangerous?

Well it all depends on the infrastructure of its impending doom that lingers in its wake of interdependent uninterrupted dissatisfaction that infra red fumes create in wake of things to come, unhindered it can be dangerously exasperating to the interdependent type..........and of course the fumes come with it..........so guess that is a maybe,could be, never know....

so fumes or no fumes..........get a wiff of that.......can you smell them?

I am too dissatisfied and exasperated to tell for sure, but something smells like
stinky feet...


why do mosquitos like human blood ?

Because they love junk food and human blood is full of junk. Yum, all those tasty chemicals, medicines, blood sugars, etc....


Why do people think swimming in a pool of chlorine is luxurious?

chlorine is so good for the brain..........it opens the crown chakra and awkens people to the real meaning of life....

What is more sad, a tree dying or a peice of toast without vegemite on it?