The wrong answer game

We see the shell of a tree, and feel bad to see it's death; yet it has lived a long life, probably longer than we ever will- watched the seasons come and go, it may have flowered and passed on it's genes; lived through the mightiest storms; watched the lives of animals and insects come and go; felt the rain; enjoyed the warm pleasure of the sun...the tree has lived, and is probably tired and welcoming death as a friend- peace; a time to sleep.
The toast has so much potential...it could have vegemite, lemon butter, strawberry jam, peanut butter, even cinnamon and sugar; the potential is limitless...so to remain undiscovered and unfulfilled- not to live...the toast is infinitely sadder.

How long is a tree year?

The exact time it takes for the tree's pollen to find it's mate and create new trees.

How do you know when you've had enough sleep?

your cat calls the shots........bad puss....

If you call the shots on your cat...........how would you do it?

in your dreams! Everyone knows that we are just staff for the cats...

How long is a cat year?

The time it takes for us to pay attention to what a cat wants. At least according to the cats....

Just what are hops used for?

creating pure golden pleasure, splendor and magnificence...


what is the real colour of sunlight?

Its pink with purple spots....my hair is an indication of that...too much sun and you join forces with its rays.....

Ok the force is with you.....and who else?

James T. Kirk of course!


So where does all that duct tape that we call 'the force" come from?

James T Kirk of course, he exudes it!

How does one get someone to stop perseverating?

melodiccolor wrote:
How does one get someone to stop perseverating?

This depends entirely on ones particular definition of perseverating...as a clinical or general definition.
How does one get someone to stop perseverating? That is a very good question. How does one get someone to stop perseverating? Is there really an effective method to prevent the recurrence? I ask myself over and over: how do you get someone to stop perseverating? The only answer I can see is to make the reply box smaller, or limit the number of characters, so there won't be room to ask again: how does one get someone to stop perseverating?


Why are we here?

melodiccolor wrote:
How does one get someone to stop perseverating?

Why are we here?

We are here because we are the most important beings in existance--god said so!

...define existence...

ooops, forgot the question. Existence is awareness and unawareness too.

What is awareness?

unawarness and exsistence..um I think I recall reading that somewhere....


How do you play leap frog?

Only on a leap year cusp in the year of the frog! Best to learn the song too! Ya gotta ask the last one who sang it tho...good luck with that!

Speaking of; Can a frog sing "Blues in the Night"?...
"My momma done toll me......."

Who sang what?.....um........what song?

Well if your mumma done tell you, it means your not to know........cos our mummas know what we need to know and frogs dont fit in mummas world sometimes......specially frogs that are blue in the night...............maybe if the frog croaked loud enough mumma might come running to help take away the blues...........but then if your a seen and not heard blue frog..............she might not think your real............cos frogs are green.........especially those cute little tree frogs............you know!!!

Mummas sometimes dont get it do they..........or do they?

depends if they want to get it...



what is it?

it is what it is..isnt it?

only on odd days of the month, in months ending with Y- unless it is a leap year, or a blue moon; in which case it is not...except on the new moon, when it always is...however, if she is left handed,then everything will be reversed- except for those in the Southern hemisphere- in which case it will be on even days, unless there is tequila involved, in which case all bets are off...

Did the worm die with a smile on his face?

oh he must have.........and a great big fat fish in his belly so no wonder the guy is smiling...

fishing for answers is easy or difficult?

Oh...but they are quite easy when they are all wrong! Often 'right' can be too difficult! 'Wrong' seems like a big ol magnetic key that opens the universe...rather than just a lil ol 'ice fishing' hole for 'right'!

I find that the 'question' is far more difficult!
Perhaps because it seems it must have an 'entertainment value' in the 'asking' thereof to be 'worthy' of 'wrong'.
Is that right...or is that just coming from a 'wrong' perspective'?

My...I seem to be confusing myself today...grrr...lost my 'right' train of thought in that lil 'fishing hole'.

It is coming from the absolutely right perspective...in a universe where there are no absolutes.

What's inside of an atom?

our universe


if a rock like Pluto can't be a planet, how can a ball of gas like Jupiter be a planet?

By simply saying it is...(Oh wait this is the wrong answer game...) by simply saying it isn't a planet, Jupiter gains status from scientific rebels as a true planet.

Why can patterns be so hard to break?

Because people can see all the beautiful colours in their patterns........and they dont want to break that apart...

Apart from your own self........who's self is next on your list?

The 'other self' [lol!]
If you argue with yourself [s]...can you ever REALLY be wrong?
[hee]

Well I figure because I am always right when arguing with others......naturally I am never wrong when I argue with myself....(I so love being arrogant haha) phew thank god this is the wrong answer game....people might begin to "really" dislike me...

In the space of arrogance......where do you think that comes from?

"that" comes for the same space as "it" and "them"...somewhere that isn't "us" or "this"...


who are "they" ?

they are those that....them over there...you know that dont you?

I know EVERYTHING about EVERYONE mwahahahaha!


why is everyone always paranoid about "them"?