The wrong answer game

The grand old duke of earl he had no idea who he was, he tried to find his identity one day in a heavy fog.......when he was found he was found, when he was down he was down.....and when he was only half way up he turned into a clown........and found.......his sense of humour....and now he makes a living.... making other people laugh...

If you lost your sense of humour where would you find it?

Well, I attached a beeper to it. So, if I ever loose it, I can just page it and it will go "beep! beep!" and come rushing back to me.

How was music invented?

...a bunch of people attached beepers to their senses of humour, and by chance one day, during a particularly unfunny play, they all paged them at once, and the resulting cacophony became known as music.

where is your mind?

Out exploring universes. Why, is it time to come on home?


Who has found the secret to immortality and what is it?

eating sardines on toast for breakfast daily supposedly does it!

Who says its only limited to sardines? thats what I want to know?

Why the inner guides of course; sardines are the key! Listen to them!

Why are fish in schools?

Fish are in schools to learn how to swim..fish spend more time as"fish out of water"......and when the call back to their orignal home awakens .......they embark on a journey that requires them to "ride the waves" with as much skill as they can.......the "current" trends tell them they will need it so they do it "wholeheartdly"...cos they know they have "fin".........fish...ed" on dry land.....

How many fish would a school hold?

For proper one on one attention, just 3.

Why is 3 such an important number to so many?

boobies.

where is my mind?

safely nestled between warm mounds.....

oh....those were ears?

What exactly is a boobie?

Well when they took away the traps on the end of them......the boobies became quite distressed and decided to turn themselves into the main prize......of the day......a lucky envelope that contains all the used samples of the nectars of the god....so now the boobie trap.......and the boobie prize.....and the nectar of the gods........all link to become simple god himself..........

How they heck did god get back into the picture?

....she galloped back into it as you well know.....

Is it possible to have an infinate talk?

It is if you leave "fan" in the middle of "infanite" to keep things cool.....and not get too over heated..

I wonder why we have lock eyes.......sometimes?

Probably cause it's better than 'black eyes'...pfff...
speaking of...
If the 'Black Eyed Peas' were around as long as the Beatles...why can't I remember any of their songs? Praps they got some kinda device that makes me forget... [snicker]
Just askin...must be 'me' I guess...[lol]

How can a "what if" match a memory if it hasnt happened......ok so a what if means you lose your memory...........thats it...........a what if means no memory.......there ya go..........you cant remember their songs cos you dont have a memory to remember them with.........maybe you need an ipod.....or better yet and Iphone..........yeah then I could skpe ya bluedream.......and we could come face to face in the battle of the wrong answer game.........I know who would win that one......you of course.....hehee!!

If you had a skype connection to talk to aliens.......which aliens would you connect to?

The ones on the other side of the world of course...plenty strange....

If there be dragons, where are there never any?

Where you can see em...of course. Always just beyond the periphery. Kind of likened to the x-files; they're out there...but where?

If dragons exhale fire...why don't they get indigestion from all of that hot stuff? Geez...no wonder they're so pissed off! ha!

Dragons have cast iron stomachs- like teenagers; so they can eat anything.

Do trees breathe ?

They used to until things got too maloderous. Now they just hold their breaths. Unlike humans, they turn green instead of blue.

What happens when the earth gets a bad case of heartburn?

She ingests antacids.........and goes on one wild trippy ride.....

How does one keep ants out of acid?

You don't; they are hopelessly addicted to it.

Why are clouds such interesting shapes?

Because they are always in good form.......

Why arent rainclouds blue?

melodiccolor wrote:

Why are clouds such interesting shapes?

Alethia wrote:Because they are always in good form.......

here i thought it was because all of us ants are on acid...lol

Alethia wrote:Why arent rainclouds blue?

Because they are happily doing what they love, pouring out misery on their hapless victims below.

Where does the silver lining disappear to on a cloud free day?

it turns into Lucy in the sky.....with diamonds of course....

Diamonds are a girls best friend..........whats the boys best friend?

Girls!


what is it with diamonds?

They make no demands and just look pretty!

What is it with guys?

Thats just it!!

It goes without reason......so does that mean it goes with rythme?

no...it's "no rhyme or reason"; not "no rhyme and reason", so they probably don't go together.


Why couldn't Americans come up with their own name for "football", instead of corrupting the name of the beautiful game...especially when it's almost alway played with the hands?

In the original version of American football, they used to use a foot for a ball.

Who are the brain police?

The Wheaties inspectors of course. Didn't you know when you eat your wheaties, you're letting the brain police in to insure your brain remains legal?

Why are people afraid of spiders?