The wrong answer game

...oh yeah , I remember now...don't lick the toads man! You'll get toad-ily wasted.

If you put the toad in a blender, would you still get high from it?

Well, you'd get green.....

Why do sweet things taste so good?

Simply because the midriff keeps sending secret messages to the brain to create the taste good feelings for the one eating. ...........it wants to expand and take over the whole body............but sadly the brain doesnt realize what the midriffs intention is.....so it simply obliges...

If you had half a brain, what would you store in it?

a demitasse...

what condiments would you put on the other half of the brain?

molasses to make the two halfs stick together..

What is a side step in cooking?

It's just a leap to the left before slicing.

What does a slice mean in golf?

It's what you eat with your beer at the 19th hole after the round.

What did those poor little balls ever do for everyone to be beating them with clubs?

they drank the beer when the golfer wasnt looking....
what kind of green is your favourite?

The green of the balls after drinking all that beer.

Why are charts so popular in presenting information?

"Par" for the course of course..........said the hoarse horse.........
If a horse ran across a golf course..........and ate the green balls......would it end up drunk?

Well, he'd be feeling a bit tipsy....

What does topsy turvy mean?

A tipping over horse on a golf course of course........

Tried and true is a measure of what kind of food?

the digested kind!


What is the purpose of a porpoise?

A porpoise's purpose is to purposely play platypus music.

Who purloined the platypus music and what did it sound like?

edgar allen of course......when he threw himself into the realm of platypussies world and recited "the raven".......all the playpussies went into wailing.......so now we have the wailing playtpus music....the sound is very sedative........but be warned you will cry in your sleep.........very sad stuff........

If sadness were taken away completely.......what kind of world would we live in?

a drug induced alternate reality...

If the raven quoth "Nevermore", who taught it, or did it learn English on it's own?

The raven traveled to South America where it listened to minah birds who had observed a local engish class recital. They were so taken, that they memorialized the readings. The raven was a most appreciative audience of the minah birds and returned home with Nevermore.

How were paper clips invented?

somebody seperated the clip from the art.......and decided both were worthy of their individuality...

How late is never?

it's never too late...


wherefore art thou?

juliet wants her tea....come cook it now romeo..

Hark the herald......angels sing what?

...something about Triumphs...or maybe *Audis?

Why is Donkey Kong a gorilla?











*-(very very subtle German car reference that you would have to be insane like me to catch...)

probably because king kong figured in the game donkeys are slow mules........so he figured a donkey kong was no match...and he would win...of course

Gorillas love to beat their chest why is that?



I caught the very very subtle reference....am I insane? ok I am...lol!

because it is easier than beating other's chests...


Why did King Kong pick Fay Wray?

fay wray is a type of fish and he loves fish.....

How many fays do you know?

ve haf many fays...und I know zem all...


How many fish do you know?

well thats a fishy question to ask.......and seeing your fishing for one.......I will not say...I dont like fishy people...they smell like fish.......and this hsp nose will turn itself up..........

why do people turn their nose up at good food?

so their nostrils open wider to enjoy as much of the wonderful scent as possible!


How can anyone stand eating seafood when it smells so bad?

they pretend its actually chocolate self saucing pudding.....its easy to create a vision in your mind that alligns with taste buds and your nose.......especially the fish eyes........as choc bits.........they are the best...bits

Why does chocolate have so many varieties?

Because it loves to evolve and the more it does, the more varieties and breeds show up.

Just what is good breeding anyway?

...when it works!


how do you follow an answer like that?