The wrong answer game

A good dog stays fresh for a week.

If God is perfect, how come everything he makes dies? (another George Carlin one)

Cause she has a sense of humor and hates clutter.

Why aren't computer peripherals compatible with all computer equipment?

I think I asked that question already! Okay, 2nd answer;

Because it's faster than crawling them through.

What's the difference between crazy and eccentric?

The toaster starts by raising the drink and opening the mouth to speak....

The true mystery question of the day: inquiring minds want to know...how many personas does EM have?

Since they're fractals they're impossible to count.

(Did I kill the thread with my question?)

What's a kiwi?

PLATIC things that go for eye then butt


Why do we have two feet but one belly button?

All we need is one belly button to keep our legs and feet from falling off. It's an effecient design.

What is a fractal?

Someone that's a little mental but also from France. That little C is the middle initial. Ergo: Fra-c-tal

What is at the top of old Smokey?

Well he CAN'T so none.

If you had two oranges, five bananas and twelve grapes what would you have?

Because they are scared of the loose lettuce on the floor.

When did King Arthur decree that wonk season had opened?

Because the wonkeye croutches were overrunning the kingdom! (oooh lala)

What was the chameleon unable to blend into?

The pina colada--- need a more powerful blender.


What is it when it walks like a duck and talks like an aardvark?

A flying aardvark---duck! oops too late, spat.

What hums and drinks nectar?

Very drunk greek gods.

Who who who, who wrote the book of love?

My uncle Arthur, the dirty perve!

Why does it always rain when you want Sunshine?

Adain wrote:
Why does it always rain when you want Sunshine?

If it rains hard enough, it can be more uplifting than the sun, at least if you can float.

Why do bubbles always burst?

Because they can't bear the memory of the last place the bar of soap touched.

Why do only female mosquitoes drink blood?

Because wine makes them feel buzzed.

Why is the sky blue?

Because it isn't really funny, so it has to resort to profanity.

Why is water transparent?

Because being opaque makes it hard to communicate and water has a lot to say.

When will the Internet become obsolete?

When people decide to get off their butts and make their OWN pornography.

Why do cats sleep so much?

Ramstein,

So they can dream of their own pornography!

What is the definition of wonky?

In the days of wonk a young wonk went to wonkiversity and became so wonketed that entired wonks were wonked about him. From then on his wonkiness was wonkified by the term wonky and to this wonk if wonks wonk wonkily then they too will be wonked by the wonk wonky.

Why do actors bow at the end of the play?

Because it is easier for them to bow than to arch.

What is the premier wonkiversity in the nation?

(inquiring wonks want to know)