Enlightened wrong answer game.

because they cant pull their own strings.......so they just love it instead.

If the heart of the matter is the heart...what is the heart matter made of?

Chocolate; why it is the food of love!

Why is chocolate craved at certain hormonal times?

to increase the natural knee jerk responses.....when a woman has her pmt issues.......its what every woman wants for herself..

if the womb is to carry and bear........does that mean babies come out looking like bears?

Yes, and we look like bears for life. However, we are programmed to see ourselves as human so the truth remains hidden from us. All other life can see us for who we truly are.

Why do we dream?

To dream or not to dream that is my mention Is it nobler to suffer the bling and narrow of outrageous fashion or to take arms against sea of bobbles and by opposing see them in the mirror

How many spears can one man shake

Brittany might be a good place to start...just mind where you place your hands..........her spear digs deep.

Ticket to ride.........where?

Across the room. It's a very very short journey.

When should dreams not come true?

The untrue dream is a thing of dread and despair. Low unto you that the untrue dream visit upon you. Cast it out I say begone the Jones undream, spare us this poison of truth called Advertisement The Jones are not ahead

If the banks close at night how does the river still run

When the doors to the bank close............their is an automatic switch....that triggers everyone to pee, the outflow ensures that the rivers never run dry....so the stream of life operates from a united stance of standing and squatting human sharing...

Whats for lunch?

A kiss is all that is needed. No calories and pink is the best colour.

Which would you choose to Colour me enlightened

Grey, for all colors are faded and blended for a homongenous experience.

Why do we need to be grounded?

A good root needs a bit of grounded in rich texture and softness
Other wise know as ground and pound

How many pound in the ground

depends on the mound...more pound per mound.......then you have the pound, mound on the ground all wound up.

How do you feel your way with eyes closed..

Easy, by wandering about and banging shins. When a shin is banged, you'll know you've gotten somewhere.

How many colours are there?

All the colours of the rainbow and 3 more that are the secret colours that knowbody is allowed to no about

If your no about where are you

your about no where near where your about to go...

fly me to the moon and eat cheese and what?

let me swing among the stars
let me see what spring is like
for Jumping in the Spa

How many space jumps fits in one spa

as many spaces as the spa can fit.....jump to it..........sparring awaits..

If the veil of illusion is clearly seen through.........what lies underneath it?

Many more veils of illusion. There is lots of work to do to get beyond them.

Why do we need so many levels of self?

We are self leveling by nature and as such find a new level each time

Where do we find a new time

When ever time permits a new time, you will find the time with permits so you can hold onto that time for as long as the time permits..

If all those ladies in the above avi fell into the pool would you touch up their art work, or create a new masterpiece instead?

A new master pierce would be a must. Master piercing on this scale would tiring but oddly satisfying

How. Long does it take to master piercing

Its a class all unto itself and only the veil of illusion hides the truth of matter.

If matter matters, how much matter can a mad hatter make?

Late matter. Which is different to all that matters as its latter matter

If you leave matter in the frying pan too long does it turn into dark matter

Of course it does.

How do you turn it into a light matter again?

serve up third course..let first and second sit for a while...then when third hits the table the light goes on all matters..

If Einstein was a genius...is their a genius trail...to follow?

No

Why s no such short word

To make it much easier on parents of course....imagine a teem arguing with his mum about something he wants her to buy and she has already refused. Hard to be so definitive she she had to say something like negativitalisimo over and over again.

Why is yes shuch a short word?

Cause it died and went to heaven


Why has Alice got a cold end

Because the rabbit sent chills down her spine...and told her the end was nigh.

If the end results of others doings ends up their doing what end results?