Enlightened wrong answer game.

who cooked the goose?..........I can hear it gobbling away in turkey.....the turks have a way of making your feel like one of them.

Bridging gaps of reality........Is that when silicone came into being?

Yes yes yes The new reality was bigger Boobs

Our reality is now double D

If there is only one reality how can it be double D

Because that is one of the tunes, along with A flat, and F minor. But minoring in F's is never an acceptable idea.

Why not?

Things that can be sharp and or minor really aren't worth majoring in and if no major then no minors allowed cause they get drunk too easy drive cars recklessly and die in prolific numbers
There is an old Chinese saying that translates loosely to. I can't be bothered and that is pretty much why I have stopped writing here
If the pen is mightier than the sword how can it give you a good cut lunch

by writing *good cut lunch* on your sandwiches...then eating the bread with the words....allowing it all to digest as one....then you will be convinced totally that the pen works a treat.

If touch was invented at a time when people were not so touchy....would that have changed histories touch.

History's touch is the feel of ages the caress of time the tickle of things past.
Who goes upon this mount. That rides the steed of time and does not know that steely touch. The cold corridors with doors a jar And into one of these jars such changes in history can be poured and kept in another hubbards cupboard as preserves

What is your message in a bottle

The one who knows the most decimals on PI when ey dies, wins.

Don't know enough decimals on pi? You're a loser.

3.1415926535897932384626... Here's something to get you started

How huge is the tip of your iceberg?

The tip of my iceberg stretches from my last gin and tonic all the way forward to the next it's the traveling ice berg, the hand of one iceberg clapping its been over the rainbow made alice wonder and it is along way from Kansas and like American express. It never leaves home without me

How big is the bottom of thine iceberg

The same size as the present moment in time.....that's global warming for you!

How many uses are there for dust and what are some?

There is no limit to the use of dust. Fairies use it to fly, stars use it to sparkle. Some use it to spark during spring-cleaning, other marvel with the thoughts of what it was and what it will become.

If there are an infinite number beginnings and an infinite number of endings, where did it begin and where do we start?

Right in the middle of nowhere, which is somewhere very important.

Why do people contemplate their navel?

to the find the fluff of all existence
This tied cord is where we came from and offers a pathway to the beginning
and the fluff of all existence is the rhyme and reason that the need not but gather such comfort from having tucked away for a rainy day

When it rains is the sky crying

No its the slobber the clouds dribble while its eating the pie in the sky.....

If man could walk on the clouds.........would he damage the pie?

if its an R squared pie no, otherwise yes and no depending upon which way the wind is blowing.
Walking on clouds is easy good sex usually enables that which brings us back to a good piece of pie

Why does Cream like to beaten and then whipped

so it doesnt melt in two....when its licked off the spoon.....woopsy...


Little bit of woopsy is best shaken and not stirred...or something else?

Martini you mean can be shaken or stirred
and should you have 7
Oh Oh you can cry
particularly if you have been shaken and stirred

What was Money Penny's name when decimal currency came in

Its still in the bottom of the bag of opportunities......waiting for the currency to run out.....so someone can reach in and grab it.

If you had the choice between the money or the bag...what would you choose and why.

The money and with it you can buy all the luggage you want

If there was a third option what would it be

No money needed to get everything you want.

Describe what too sensitive would be like.

Hearing carrots scream when you cut them up. The lawn shiver when it hears the mowers start. The excitement of garlic about soon being crushed. These could be a bit much
Too much is no time. If there was no time we would feel everything all at once so it has it's functions
What do you never have enough time for

I never have enough time for time. It happens all at once.

What is the easiest way to achieve self trust?

A long rope and big knots. To trust oneself up tightly is an art forms and required practice and dedication
Being all tied up tied down. All reflect being trust up

Having explained trust up. What is trust down

Be hanged if I know.....

What is the best way to create a scene?

You ay not pass on these questions. No answer is not the wrong answer I am going to report you to the person that administers this area as a consequences

How dare you. How could you OMG ths so serious

I think the about explains best how to create a scene

How do you erase a scene.

you make sure you put on ya little rubber raincoat....when you get all excited you can rub up against all those scenes that you want to erase......... pretend your just getting closer..and wipe them out in the process.

If Karma is linked to our good and bad deeds....what is linked to our good and bad seeds.

Karma leashes, so our seeds never separate properly from us.

If time is infinate, why do we keep running out of it?

we dont....... we keep running into it... when we hit it....we set off the alarm that its time to get up and running again to find another time just like it..

In time all things are in time...In out of time what things are out of time?

Deloreans moving at 88 mph.

If the ego somehow comes back to life after ego death, would that make it an ego zombie?

depends if it is dressed or addressed as such...either way it gets a dress.....nothing like an ego all prettied up for a party....whoop whoop!!

If whoopey goldberg was named after whoopey......what is goldberg named after?

It's a massive volume of whale pee that has been frozen by the artic climate. These huge yellow icebergs are called gold bergs

Is a whale of a time something you can only have under water