The Wonky Festivus Christmas Poem

Add two lines (or more if you feel so inclined) to the poem!

Nucky decided to start one day
A Wonky Festivus rhyme so wonky and gay!

nuckinfutz wrote:Add two lines (or more if you feel so inclined) to the poem!

Nucky decided to start one day
A Wonky Festivus rhyme so merry and gay!

Melle turned the volume up, as she really can´t rhyme YEAH
and thought about a hip hop beat, while rhyming all the time !

While weaving and bobbing from too many sombreros
and inventing lyrics to hip hoppity carols.

Have you ever been to wonky where the cactus flies high,
wears sunglasses and sombrero while glittering high above the sky?

INFP that's me wrote:

Where the Oui Oui folk frolic with the burros
and the wonky folk frolic nude in the hot-tub

That flies through the night
on sleigh blades so bright

(Nan, I thought of the hot tub image before but couldn't make it rhyme--so I see you dispensed with the rhyming altogether. A perfectly wonky solution. )

Heck yes! Why rhyme when we can simply be wonky! Rhyming is for the other folks, not us here in Wonkyville.

...where a step to the left drops us off into our own dimensional universe