Little Old Ladies, lol

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench
outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
> >
> > The thin one leaned over and
> > Said, 'Life is so darned boring.
> > We never have any fun any more.
> > For $10.00 I'd take my clothes off
> > And streak through that stupid flower show!'
> >
> > 'You're on!' said the other old lady, holding up a
$10.00 note.
> >
> > The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out
of her clothes and,
> > Completely naked, streaked
> > (as fast as an old lady can)
> > Through the front door of the flower show.
> >
> > Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge
commotion inside the hall,
> > Followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The
smiling and naked
> > Old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a
cheering crowd.
> >
> > 'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
> >
> > 'I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.'

Thank you and you win the prize for the best belly laugh in my belly today!

I thought it was hysterical. It came to me from my fil, believe it or not.