The Wrong Answer Game (revived)

[quote="What’s your next life going to be?"
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If I knew that I wouldn't be here!  

We have a North Pole and South Pole. Where are Earth is the East Pole or West Pole?


[p.s. Did anyone catch my P. K. Dick ref?]

Grasshopper wrote:[quote="What’s your next life going to be?"

If I knew that I wouldn't be here!  

We have a North Pole and South Pole. Where are Earth is the East Pole or West Pole?


[p.s. Did anyone catch my P. K. Dick ref?][/quote]


In the hands of men doing pole dancing.

If life is like a box of chocolates what flavour is winter?

What’s your PK Dick reference?

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If life is like a box of chocolates what flavour is winter?
[What’s your PK Dick reference? ]

Dark chocolate with pistachios!

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Bladerunner is a favorite immersive atmospheric film noir of mine]

What is the question?

melodiccolor wrote:What is the question?

I've been pondering that a long time...

If wishes were horses, where would they roam to?

To wishful thinking in Roman times.


What major would you major in if you had time?

Major domo.

How does rain pour?

From a mammoth jug with great difficulty.

Where is your last bill?

Last seen with his wife and very large family.

Why do we love chocolate?

Vanilla has been overdone and is not quite as addictive.

Even so, where has vanilla bean been buying best bargain basement buckets by busloads bound beyond borders' bigly bodacious bastions being bent boldly?

At the vanilla bean vanilla beany bucket hat shop!

What’s the problem with the world?

Too much energy.

When do you know there is too much variety?

What variety? I only have one!

Who knows where the time goes?

Grasshopper wrote:What variety? I only have one!

Who knows where the time goes?

The nose does..sniff away!

What is old but not forgotten?

I don't know; I've forgotten it!

Why do we have storms?

Beats droughts!

Speaking of weather, why doesn't somebody do something about it? (I'm so tired of all the complaints!)

Because your tired and so are they. Who wants someone half asleep controlling our weather? Maybe that’s the problem at present!

Why do seagulls dive to find food?

Because they lost the art of negating gravity so that food would float up to them.

What's a good early indication you're starting to get too much stuff?

melodiccolor wrote:Because they lost the art of negating gravity so that food would float up to them.

What's a good early indication you're starting to get too much stuff?

Good answer

When your sides start splitting and the stuffing is bulging through.

Why do people coin a term and not term a coin?