The wrong answer game

You go noteless of course.

How did the music genre of rock get its name?

they tossed a coin.....heads for rock and tails for stoned.......rock won and stoned simply became part of the deal.............


Why are the keys on a piano black and white?

Alethia wrote:they tossed a coin.....heads for rock and tails for stoned.......rock won and stoned simply became part of the deal.............


Why are the keys on a piano black and white?

Because black and white love to dance and make beautiful music together.

What is enlightenment?

you just lost weight

what is peacefull?

The moments after a Rolling Stones Concert and you forgot to bring earplugs.

Define normal.

it is when part of the brain connects to an outerspace alien internet service......

Why do north facing windows attract flies?

Because that's how they roll.

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

your a poo radar


why can cows only say moo?

Because they have a bad case of the moo moos.

What do cats sing about when they sing?

The whole song...or just part of it? Wait...don't answer that one!

"Oh I gotta fur ball big and fuzzy...gonna barf it out on mama's clean couch...ooh wait that's nice a lil scritch scratch here a lil scritch scratch there ooh yeah that's nice i left my mark...ooh ooh what's that....Think I'll knock it down and rollit around...ooh wait whats that...ooh looky it moves a ticky ticky tock...I think I'll give it a knock...ooh loud a crash...gotta run around a bit...now fight with my sister...oooh wait...fresh litter...a scritch scratch here...a sritch scratch there...now miss the box and poop onna floor...ooh oooh...sooovery much more...than I ate before...not tired yet...gotta move...gotta go get........meeeeroooow!!!!![chorus]..."

[whew]
What are the coyotes always howlin about? Like they got it so good...

They're howling about dinner and dancing! How else they gonna find each other?

Why do we not see green sunsets?

Because we are not little green men.

Why do people live in glass houses?

They do? Must be to enjoy cleaning all those windows, lol.

What is the best use for dust?

To provide a layer of protection so your house is safe.

What does raining embers signify?

Very very dirty air.

How do you best open a closed mind?

open the door and show it the way.

Why do bubbles float?

They all have little antigravity machines built into them.

Why do they pop so easily?

because they dont like being poked more than once..

Why are there sometimes double rainbows in the sky?

It's a double or nothing bet mother nature plays with the earth.

What about Naomi? (I wonder if anyone will get this.)

um what about naomi?.....

Hmmm...guess i better move this along...seems stuck inna mud.

'Naomi Watts'...a scientific term for measurement of very minute electrical energies so small and ditsy that they bairly blink in time...sort of like a very small 'flash in the pan'.

Why are storms put in 'cells'? Seem fairly free and easy ones!
just askin....
b.d.

They get put in battery cells to harnise their power of course!

Why are cats at their most energetic when we are at our tiredest and visa versa?

Cause their hairs are being pulled by all of the old static they caused...meroow!

Speaking of which...will dogs and cats EVER really live together in peace...
my distressed wife wished to know...[grrr durn puppy!]

Sure, the cat just has to train the dog. Oh wait, this is the wrong answer game, roflol.

How close is too close to a tornado?

melodiccolor wrote:Sure, the cat just has to train the dog. Oh wait, this is the wrong answer game, roflol.

How close is too close to a tornado?

in the core might be fun........

oooh...no question? Or...is that 'vacancy' itself a question?
Um...that wasn't the question so don't answer it...it would be wrong anyway...and is that right?
[grrr...don't answer THAT! I'm messin up! Hmmm...is that possible in the 'wrong answer game'? Wait...that's not my question...grrr..]

Speaking of which[again...lol!]...if it is wrong to answer the questions in this game right...how many right questions asked out of place wrongly...would it take to be really 'right' here?
Just askin....or did I ask this before here? Seems 'familiar'...
o.k....I'm going now.......[hee]

Bluedream wrote:oooh...no question? Or...is that 'vacancy' itself a question?
Um...that wasn't the question so don't answer it...it would be wrong anyway...and is that right?
[grrr...don't answer THAT! I'm messin up! Hmmm...is that possible in the 'wrong answer game'? Wait...that's not my question...grrr..]

Speaking of which[again...lol!]...if it is wrong to answer the questions in this game right...how many right questions asked out of place wrongly...would it take to be really 'right' here?
Just askin....or did I ask this before here? Seems 'familiar'...
o.k....I'm going now.......[hee]

*bangs head against brick wall*... I am totally confused...

How does one get the head around a question like this?

Alethia wrote:

Bluedream wrote:oooh...no question? Or...is that 'vacancy' itself a question?
Um...that wasn't the question so don't answer it...it would be wrong anyway...and is that right?
[grrr...don't answer THAT! I'm messin up! Hmmm...is that possible in the 'wrong answer game'? Wait...that's not my question...grrr..]

Speaking of which[again...lol!]...if it is wrong to answer the questions in this game right...how many right questions asked out of place wrongly...would it take to be really 'right' here?
Just askin....or did I ask this before here? Seems 'familiar'...
o.k....I'm going now.......[hee]

*bangs head against brick wall*... I am totally confused...

How does one get the head around a question like this?

By throwing daisys at unsuspecting pedestrians while singing about what a good soy bean you are.
I know, that was totally random. lol

What is the difference between a turnip and a parsnip?

About 3 nips.

How can you tell when you have too much stuff?

When the 'said' stuffing starts coming out of your pores!

Is there a 'drink cart stewardess' on the astral plane? If so...what kind of drink could a wandering soul order that could quench a spritual thirst whilst flying about?
[two for one! Hmmm...'two wrongs' may make it right! Lets see!]