The wrong answer game

The same beings who set the earth to rotating.

What is a hang drum?

Slang term for an unpopular teenager that a group of popular teens trick into spending time with them on Saturday night so they can all beat the hell out of him or her.

What's a fever house?

a very sick hot house. Someone painted the glass in contrasting shades of hot pink and orange.



Why does the air smell so good just after a mild rainstorm?

Because all the little rain fairys come out and dance during a rain storm and it is their perfume that you smell.

Why do ants live in a colony in the dirt?

Because when they try to move their colonies into houses, they get summarily evicted.

You hear people who sing well "sing like honey". What does honey sound like?

Honey sounds tall.

How do you swing on a star without being incinerated?

Give the star a mirror to distract him and then swing on him while he's not looking.

Why does the dollar bill look like a roller coaster right now?

Because you forgot to take your medication again.

If someone discovered a new phase of the moon, what would it be called?

Moon over Miami phase.

What causes sun spots?

The sun is Irish and has freckles.

Why was Pluto no longer considered a planet?

Dogs aren't planets, silly.

What's 6 degrees of separation?

1. White from colors.
2. Stripes from solids.
3. Plaid from presentable.
4. Latex from anti-radiation.
5. Bloodstained from won't-burn-in-backyard-under-cover-of-darkness-while-cackling-softly.
6. Socks.

What's a unified field theory?

A successful strategy for playing the field, getting results and not getting caught.

btw, your answer; especially #3;

Why are some mysteries never solved?

Because some people are murdered on Super Bowl Sunday.

Where have all the flowers gone?

They packed their bags and moved to Hawaii.

How are snowflakes made?

Frozen elf farts are cast to the four winds by the evil wizard Scumbledypoop.

Why don't more restaurants serve squirrel?

Because squirrel maxed out his credit cards and keeps trying to pay with them.

Why don't more resteraunts serve moose?

Antlerism.

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Ask directions on how to get there.

What is profound?

My latest saying, the common folk are from earth and the politicians are from uranus. Doesn't get much deeper than that.

What do caterpillars do while they are in their pupae?

Play solitair.

What is the sweetest rose?

daffodils (LOL)

How does a seed become a plant?

It gets placed next to a freshly murdered body to make it look like the gardener did it.

Why is "backyard" written as one word but "front yard" as two words?

The words "front" and "yard" were constantly fighting and had to be separated.

After we take a #2, why do we always turn around to look at it?

We aren't looking at the feces; we're sending a look of apology down the hole to whichever sewer creatures are about to drown in our filth.

What's the best remedy for an ice cream headache?

More ice cream obviously!

What's the secret ingredient of guacamole?

Guamanians. (The cheap storebought kind is usually Samoans with green food coloring.)

Why do burgers shrink when cooked?

They don't like being cooked, so they shrink away from the heat.

How do you meet a ghoul?

melodiccolor wrote:They don't like being cooked, so they shrink away from the heat.

How do you meet a ghoul?

If you've tried the bar scene, and that hasn't worked, maybe you could try eHarmony.

Why are you out after three strikes?

If the company refuses to pay a fair wage even after the union goes on strike three times, it's time to change jobs.

Why isn't the sky transparent?