Enlightened wrong answer game.

A mountain of manure to fertilize yet more end results.

What's the best cure for sadness?

Madness as you only have to change one letter

Whats an ends result

the result of endings.....

A heart holds many memories, a heart full with memories holds what?

Still more memories...it just rents storage in the spleen for the overflow.

Why must growing be such a wild ride?

All the tame rides were taken by dead people

How do you get dead people excited

walk over their grave and send shivers down their spine...

If harmony is created by harmonics...what is bliss created by?.

Blisters of harmonics.

Just what is a harmonic?

ironic harmony.......isn't it ironic?

In the nic of time what was saved?

Hair on my chinny chin chin

How many nics in a nac

If I had the nac I would know the answer, so maybe if I nic nac paddy whack...on your arse you might tell me..lol!! come closer bend over...if you dare..

Oh daring do is he who does what shameful plight calls too the night

Whose turn is first

all these turns....makes one dizzy.....so one turn before two turns is first..

If ones plight is shameful......does that mean they suffer frost bite?

First bite is the deepest Frost bite is the icicles kiss

Oh cold and chill touch that warms ones plight

Who come calling in the night ?

The night movers........who move things around.....then when you sleep walk, you end up peeing in the wardrobe all over your best suit.

If suits are suitable for suited suites, how many suits can a suite be suitable for?

None, for a suite requires a formal gown instead.

When is dirt not perpetual?

when its dust as dust is all in perpetuity

Do the dust mite that live on dust mites say ridem cowboy

no they lasso the dust and fling it in the air..and play ridem with mite..

Might be a good idea might not be too

What might i get for trying

an almighty perpetual light full of mites...

If light is to see in the dark.....what is dark for?

The dark is made so we can hide in the light and jump out yelling boo from time to time.

What hides in the dark with us?

creepy crawlies that crawl over our skin at night....we scratch and itch.....but usually never fully resolving their invasion until we turn on the light..

When we begin to crawl as babies do we need knee pads?

And hand pads too then soap up the floor and let the cleaning begin

If its monday who is mon

Mon is the lady who hated the sun..and so she used her name the next day so people would not hate her...because we all know how much people hate sundays...and love mondays

If any day of the week was your day what day would it be and why?

Tomorrow as mostly the ast suks so bring a brand new day

Why is the unending now unending

Because the ending is unending the ending and its unending till it ends..the end.

If you were a writer of a best selling book, who would you dedicate it too and why?

I would dedicate the book to the people that read it everywhere. Why because thay are everywhere

We know everywhere what is everywhen

Every when is everywhere all the time and yesterday it was just at the corner of M street and Confused Avenue.

Why do we love flowers?

We do not love flowers we hate them, the colours, the perfume, their delicate nature, the natural wonder that they are..how could you love something of that nature...seriously!!

If nature did not her own way would she throw a tantrum?

Oh yes, big time. Think Krakatoa.....

What does it mean to be magnetic?

You can never do the dishes and work with electronics nor gon a plane


Are you my true north