The wrong answer game

Food that can do fractions.

If it's ok to shoot certain animals in areas where they are overpopulated, why can't we do the same for people?

On some parts of the earth, they do just that.

What is negative infinity?

A polka band that never quite caught on, since they were all killed five minutes before their first gig when the change in their pockets turned out to be poisonous and their pockets turned out to be their mouths.

Who goes there?

A little birdie with machievellian dreams

Where is there?

There is here...
here is there...
there might just be anywhere.
If "there" is now...
and now is here...
....
what's that screaming in my ear?

.......hee....'ouch'....

The whisper of butterfly wings.

How do you find a fool in April?

Peek in her bedroom window.

Which brand of corn flakes is best?

The least flaky kind, because flakes are annoying.

Do you have anything to declare?

Only this balloon full of heroine and my independence.


What can I use to make my fingernails grow faster and look more luxuriant?

Drink hair conditioner. Using it internally makes both hair and nails long and rich.

What is a fractal pun?

A pun that can do fractions.

What is the best heavy metal song to break stuff to?

Any and all; it breaks stuff all on its own.

What's the best use for eucalyptus?

A little boy playing with sand. His name has long since been lost to history.

Why do we crave music?

Music soundwaves have little bits of crack in them.

How soon is now?

Yesterday.

Why do pianos have keys?

So they can get into the music.

What's feathery, waddles, and goes quack?

A very confused seagull.

Will new technology ever make sense?

Sure, all we have to do is [ERROR 562/FILE NOT FOUND].

So what's the deal with airline food?

The deal is that the first person to find actual food in airline food gets taken away by security guards and interrogated as to how said food sneaked in.

(Nice to see you back Ramstein.)

Why are seasons so extreme?

Because mother nature is a b!t@h and the seasons are forced to live under her oppressive regime.

How long untill the world ends?

we counts ta ten...
iffin it din't end...by then...we counts agin!

Can time turn what's past eventually to a more interesting fiction... does it leave too much for imagination...sort of like a movie does about someone's life?
Glorified...by leaving out the drivel of mundane...?
er...is this too heavy a question to be answered wrong? Huh?
[smile]
d.

No it can't because cultures have far too long a memory and likes to dwell on the dramatic. (only half wrong anyway)

How do you know when you're lost?

When the little tiny guys thank you for killing the wicked witch with your house.

How long will this thread last?

till the spool runs out...of course.

will the last thing we say be as important as the first?

[hmm 300 posts...crazy....never had I expected that...hmmm?]

More so . . . we keep gettin' wonkier and wonkier all the time! (Whoops - that's not a wrong answer! )

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Spoiler:

Seventy four.


How do you make whipped cream?

By scolding the cream incessantly for 24 hours.

How do you find the world's biggest fan?

Go to the worlds hottest place?

Where do tears originate from?

A duct located in the base of the skull. They emerge when pressure builds up, due to stress, and make their way to the release valves located in the eyes.


Where do a cats claws go when they are retracted?