The wrong answer game

There sure is; and any kind of drink is available. (darn, got it right again, lol-but then there can be no wrong answer to that question)

If we were to bury a time capsul, what is the most important thing that should be included?

melodiccolor wrote:There sure is; and any kind of drink is available. (darn, got it right again, lol-but then there can be no wrong answer to that question)

If we were to bury a time capsul, what is the most important thing that should be included?

Aw Mel...lucky ya didn't say 'spirits' cause they might have been 'too right'! Lol!

Um...O.K. Just the right amount of milligrams of time so that it will then spread equally when the capsule dissolves. Just like those ol alka seltzer commercials! Oooh..plop plop...fizz fizz...oh what a relief 'time' is! 'Distance' can be like that too in mega doses sometimes! Long as you don't o.d. and get lost! [whew!]

Is 'hair care' derived from harikari? Um...that sort of sounds 'right'...I hope I'm wrong! Oh...it's only the question! Ha!

Why yes it was. Kari came up with it, and boy was she hairy. LOL

Which direction does a stalagmite point?

Towards the belly button. Everyone knows that, lol.

Where is the sun's chakra?

Up it's butt! huhhuh, huhhuh! (Yep, another Beavis & Butthead night!)

Why is the REM song "Pop Song '89" named as such when it was recorded in 1988?

They were behind the times.........

How come mandalas created by woman are so powerful?

Because they got that lil energizer bunny tippy tapping the drum endlessly walking along the path!
Now...however...they must change the name to 'wo-man-dala'!

Speaking of which...[again!]...If one ever gets to the center of a mandala and finally achieves reaching the end...or beyond the universe...or 'nirvana'...or whatever...do the Cubs then win the world series? [psst...from a 'Sox' fan! Hee!]

Bluedream wrote:Because they got that lil energizer bunny tippy tapping the drum endlessly walking along the path!
Now...however...they must change the name to 'wo-man-dala'!

Speaking of which...[again!]...If one ever gets to the center of a mandala and finally achieves reaching the end...or beyond the universe...or 'nirvana'...or whatever...do the Cubs then win the world series? [psst...from a 'Sox' fan! Hee!]

very cool answer bluedream....

I've yet to see socks on cubs....so perhaps if the two combined the power of nirvana or whatever might emerge....at least their paws wont get dirty in the process........

Where is Alethia's question?

melodiccolor wrote:Where is Alethia's question?

Her question got deposited in a slot machine and now its the million dollar question...


Why is the little guy/girl emoticon eating popcorn, the only one eating?

Well these guys tried to eat some more, but couldn't.

:repuke.gif: :emot-barf.gif:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If he were "logged" on then we might just see for ourselves...

What moment in time is the most memorable in your "own" eyes?

The moment of my conception.

Why do hot peppers burn?

cos they dont like people.....

Why does the moonshine?

because drunkenness is fun

what are moon rings?

Its saturns jealousy of the moon shine so it moved a little closer to merge with the glow.........

What in the world is a cantankerous feline?

A born grouchy kitty.

Why do some people find sneezes orgasmic?

Cos they bring up a blast from the past

What time of the day is it time for tea?

4 am under a new moon.

Where do all the socks go that disappear from the laundry?

to the magic world of the dancing sock faries.

why to ducks have webbed feet?

Cos they like catching flies when they walk through the cow dung...
How many lines does a straight line have?

None; they're all curves, lol.

So how many lines does a curve have?

um well if hubby is driving around one....it mostly likely has two because for some reason he doesnt seem to need to use four wheels...

Hey there georgie girl...its a song by the way.......what is a georgie girl?

Why...a girl from Georgia... of course! Very unique with sweet, lilting southern accents...freckled noses...the kind you can climb trees and scrape knees with... look for crawdads...swing on the ol tire swing...or swim in the ol swimmin hole with. When you go to their house ya gotta yell at their winders..."Hey there Georgie girl...can ya come out n play taday?" Psst...that's where 'they' got the song from! Hmm...ketchy tune...lets whistle now...on the way ta Georgie gals house...


Why do my cats leave mice on my steps in the morning?....grrr...what are they tryin to say? Better food...praps? Cat 'mobster' thing? Hmmm?

They want you to save the mice for later snacks for them.

Where did that spot come from?

What spot?

ok thats a question answer but I want to ask another one......ok what is the meaning of indigestion?

It's digesting indignation of couse.

Why do cats want your attention most when you are busiest?

cos they sense the calm before the storm..........

Why is the shower the best place to see the bigger picture?

All the bits of the picture are contained within the water drops.

Where does all the dust come from?

well from the dust faires of course who sprinkle their love all around our home.....so remember when you dust the dust you are spreading that love..even if it goes in the washing machine...lol!!...well even washing machines need lovin to work to full capacity...hehehe