Stupid Limericks
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Stupid Limericks
I'll start off with a couple of, ahem..gems.
A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican.
He can take in his beak
Food enough for a week,
but I'm damned if I see how the helican.
There was a young fellow named Lancelot
whom the ladies would look on askance a lot.
Whenever he'd pass
a presentable lass,
the front of his pants would advance a lot.
Rivershine- Posts : 1871
Join date : 2008-04-27
Age : 46
Location : The present moment.
Re: Stupid Limericks
This one's so stupid it's funny:
Shit fucking shit fucking shit fuck.
Shit fucking shit fucking shit fuck.
Shit fucking shit fuck,
Shit fucking shit fuck,
Shit fucking shit fucking shit fuck.
Shit fucking shit fucking shit fuck.
Shit fucking shit fucking shit fuck.
Shit fucking shit fuck,
Shit fucking shit fuck,
Shit fucking shit fucking shit fuck.
Nucky- Admin
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Location : Oakland County, MI
Re: Stupid Limericks
Man, that really IS stupid! LOL!
Here's another one...
A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"
Here's another one...
A preoccupied vegan named Hugh
picked up the wrong sandwich to chew.
He took a big bite
before spitting, in fright,
"OMG, WTF, BBQ!"
Rivershine- Posts : 1871
Join date : 2008-04-27
Age : 46
Location : The present moment.
Re: Stupid Limericks
A young psychic midget named Marge
Went to jail with the most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
And the headlines said "Small Medium at Large"
Went to jail with the most heinous charge
But despite lock and key
The next day she broke free
And the headlines said "Small Medium at Large"
Rivershine- Posts : 1871
Join date : 2008-04-27
Age : 46
Location : The present moment.
Re: Stupid Limericks
There was a young lady named Harris
Whom nothing could ever embarrass
'Til the salts that she shook
In the bath that she took
Turned out to be Plaster of Paris.
Whom nothing could ever embarrass
'Til the salts that she shook
In the bath that she took
Turned out to be Plaster of Paris.
Spock- Posts : 57
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