Free imaginary diagnosis room

So since there's something wrong with everyone, let's start handing out free imaginary diagnosises.

Post a comment, and get a free diagnosis, give a diagosis to the comment above yours.

Rules:
- It has to be a diagnosis that doesen't exist
- It has to be nice.

Has imaginatitis, an over abundance of imagination. The cure for that is TV commercials.

Keeps inverting letters when typing fast.

thumb-tied, like tongue tied but digitally.....

I have a bird on my shoulder that refuses to get off (or shut up).

you have a severe case of birdtussis and the cure is take two tablespoons of honey and adopt a cat

hiccuping bubbles when around really cute guys what do I do?!

You have Poppers syndrome. Get a nail and start popping the bubbles whenever you see them. Avoid cute boys.

I turn into a dragon whenever it's full moon.

you have fire retardent breath and when the moon shine enters your blood stream rather than exploding your external body manifests the dragon body only u can never breathe fire just give off a moon shine vapour that everyone gets drunk on! I grow pixie ears when i see little men

Someone slipped you a pixie mickie in a bar one night, snuck pixie dust into your drink. Alas, there is no cure for pixie ears; you've been transformed.

Sees pixie ears showing on people.