The wrong answer game

Oh the low road. There's no way of falling off that way. It's the safe road.


Why does life age?

To catch up to the age of consent...

What do shooting stars shoot?

Because they are cowboys.

Why do birds sing?

To get out of jail of course.

What is the best way to get a whole culture to change how it sees an issue?

Dip them all in yoghurt and lick them clean of old conditioning.

If you suspend your mind does that mean you get a refund?

Only female minds can be suspended very easily It all above their shape
You use suspendhers but after you have used them they won't give you your money back
She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes. Would that be safe sex if she was driving

Not so sure....There is such a thing as accidental sex, lol.

Why do people ask questions when they really really don't want to know the answer to them?

to find out if they were right of course about not wanting to know

When you take someone for granted why is it that they never appreciate that you gave them a granted for what you took

appreciation for granted......only comes around on leap years....... so you have to wait for a leap year and sadly most are to busy leaping over the year looking for what you took.....to see what you want them to see.

How many nooks and crannies are there in a granny?

enough to hold the melted butterflies. But Butterflies don't melt until grannies get into their eighties and nineties.

How many round tuits does it take to get something done?

If I knew what a tuit (twit, tuition, tut?) is I wouldnt tell you anyway because I would be too busy in the dictionary getting done without meaning...

High rolling hills leave lots to the imagination....what picture do you paint?

The horizon.

"Follow your heart.", but can your heart follow?

If the leads long enough.........it will.

How many firearms does it take to change a fireman?

It depends on how hard the fireman has been screwed in
Sometimes a fireman gets jammed in the socket and you have to shoot them out. Its not so much how many firearms as how big is the gun that is needed

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man??

its sample as you go..........try one see if he lights up......try two..... if no change........try three..........if he hasnt changed by that stage...we do a bing bang theory on him...

If time stands still for no man.........how does time stand for a woman?

On it's head and spinning.

Why do onions make people cry?

Time stands still for no man and a woman is no man. So ipso facto time stands still for a woman all the time. Irrefutable evidence to this is woman's need to let man to hurry up

If Kung Fu is practiced backwards is it Fu Kung harder

Because the get very sad when being peeled and oinions have strong empathic powers to emotionally influence the peelers

What does the other hand do when only one hand is clapping

Its holding the clapping leg still....the one moving in time with the clapping hand...

How many times a day do we need to clean our ears?

As many times as we hear inappropriate language!

Why do we dive down rabbit holes?

Cause Alice told us it was fun. But not if they are a long way from Kansas

Where was the chicken going when it crossed the road

To Kentucky, but it changed route and went to Boston instead...

Why do cold climates affect our cold bits...

It's a harmonic. Such harmonic give inferences of being pleased to see you and have even been known to turn head lights on the problem that is servere here is cold bits sink ships and this to be avoided

We all know shit happens but if none of us eat will that bring world peace

Only if we feed those with chronic constipation...

If you follow your heart, where does it lead?

To the main arteries of your body, then throught your body, and then exits through your eyes. That's why we cry blood.

Link from the Nintendo game Zelda, has five hearts. Where does it lead him?

To the 5 paths of sacred death in the forest of the unicorn who never cries
Each heart is reborn by pushing differing colour buttons

If a round peg does not fit in a square hole does that mean there are too any square holes or is it too few round pegs

Im not a square so its hard to say...but if I were, I would round me off and become a peg......so I would then know this answer...as one with the peg and the square..in balance of knowing..if that makes sense...lol! oh well..!!

Billy goats gruff met their match on a bridge, why didnt the bridge collapse?

Because the mirror that billy goat was looking into to meet his match weighed a ton and was in the middle of the bridge and the point loading was too much

What does the fourth leg do in a three legged running race

it runs around looking for the two legged man who owns it...

If time is the essence what scent does it give off...

The smell of ages

What's the last thing on a bumble bees mind when hits your wind screen