The wrong answer game

Alethia wrote:you unravel the track, so the worry train can begin again...

If trains and automobiles move us forward...do we need a ticket to ride?

A ticket to ride

Hell no admission Is free you pay to get off

What would you pay to get off

get off with you...a thousand rose petals...

Me no mean no harm..you mean no what?

No wrong.

What can you do with a swirling wind?

lay down let it pick you up and toss you into the too hard basket..

What is a measure of time?

The bee probably wants to know why the human didn't wash their car...
What kind of message needs to be written on an unwashed car?

It's a patina!

Why do we crave chocolate?

Get down and dirty with me...

Down down lever and down...to where?

To where the dirty starts with me

Im so dirty i need to be clean tell me how

Internal scrubbing with a stainless steel scourer........I promise not to scratch the sides...just touch and go...

If you had no sides to scratch..what does that mean?

Im all middle. Which means i have let go of the outside bits

Whats you favourite middle bit

the pretty pink centre in a licorice all sort.....

If the oustide is black....pink is middle...whats on top?

If your brunette a nice pair of knickers

How do knickers be a pair but only one

they were designed for a two legs clapping

In zen yoga the moves open up the deepest recesses....what is a recess?

The time you get to play between working. Opening up deep play is vital.

Why do pets and kids only want to go through a door after it is closed?

It is find out what is behind the closeddoor

Its a mystery so tell me why

I dont like mondays....I wanna shoot the whole day down...down down down....

shoot me if you must...let me lay down beside you.....and feel the gentle art of zen magic between what?

Between the whips and the goats... or where they horses?

Evil spelled backwords is lovE, so what's the pun in this one?

I O U
puns are fun in the sun why?

Tell me why ? I dont like mondays....I wanna shoot the whole day down...down down down....

shoot me if you must...let me lay down beside you.....and feel the gentle art of zen magic Is this de ja vu. ?

No its a repeat of a past painful answer applied so annoying little men can drag up the contents and rub it in my lap with their zen magic...

If a drag queen hit on you would you welcome them like a drag King...

Oh of course, always. Let's be dragons forever.

Why do dragons breath fire?

Because the water breathing ones drowned

How long can zen magic be rubbed in your lap

As long as one can withstand it...or withsit it...which ever position one likes to endure.

If far lap is a very famous race horse...what is far out connected too?

its connected to far out ot as its known locally Too Far Out


what is the best position to endure

Hanging from a mountain top. You've already reached climax so it's all downhill from there....

How does one best describe corporate culture?

a culture that stops and smells the roses...often.

What is pop culture?

Culture inspired by soda pop, and it's full of bubbles and fizz and emptiness.

Is it wise to fill the emptiness?

yes with two jugs of beer then puke it up the next day and see what digestion does to its contents...

If you have a wise soul......does that mean it has a long grey beard?

Oh absolutely, but only the female ones. The male ones go completely bald, like a new born baby.

Why do we walk on two legs?