Can you solve this riddle?

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champane bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you solve this riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates were not able to answer this riddle correctly, but 84% of kindergarteners answered correctly in 6 minutes or less.

I'll give the correct answer after this has been up for at least 24 hours.

No I can't. I think it might be a trick riddle. Cuz polar bears don't have white fur, they have translucent fir. So, yeah.

Nope.

Uh, Yes...? is the answer poopy rainbows? or, let's see...uh...bono...yeah, that's a good one...how bout' frankenstein's shoes! or garbage bags! maybe the answer to the riddle is pine trees...or, uh, pepper! is it springs? is it doghouses? is it cuttlebones? what about screams? how 'bout lithuania? is it washcloths? is it neckties? what about jamborees? is it gizzards? is it pica? is it sundown? Huh? Huh?

Nope. Can't solve it.

INFP, Wissywig, and Fireweed got it right! The answer is, you can't solve it, because there is nothing that meets all of those criteria.

The question wasn't "What am I?" it was "Can you solve this riddle?"

Ahh me...I think like a kindergartner. I knew that.









FW!!!! *clings*