Re: Utterly Pointless

by WissyWig Thu Nov 06, 2008 2:50 pm

Justin Passing wrote:Can you get him to breath fire? Very strange. I've never pulled off quite so many noses before.

I'm saving this as a future sig line. chuckle

by Rivershine Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:00 pm

Beade wrote:
Justin Passing wrote:Can you get him to breath fire? Very strange. I've never pulled off quite so many noses before.

I'm saving this as a future sig line.

Because everyone loves surreal sig lines. thumbsup

by WissyWig Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:03 pm

I got him to shed tears, eat his eyeball, play a little movie, yawn, open the top of his head with a little string, and then breathe fire.

scratch

by WissyWig Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:04 pm

INFP that's me wrote:
Beade wrote:
Justin Passing wrote:Can you get him to breath fire? Very strange. I've never pulled off quite so many noses before.

I'm saving this as a future sig line.

Because everyone loves surreal sig lines.

You know it baby! thumbsup

by WissyWig Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:08 pm

http://cornonthekabob.ytmnd.com/

It used to sing, but it doesn't anymore. At least mine doesn't, does yours?

by Safari Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:15 pm

Beade wrote:I got him to shed tears, eat his eyeball, play a little movie, yawn, open the top of his head with a little string, and then breathe fire.

How did you get him to breathe fire?

by WissyWig Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:32 pm

I pressed his ear.

by Rivershine Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:53 pm

I got through the Feed the Head thing.

This is what you do:

1. Keep pulling off noses until he gets a nose that looks like a tree with balls on it.

2. Grab one of the balls and feed him. He'll sprout a trunk, and the trunk will put it into his mouth. Feed him all of the balls.

3. An arm will pop out behind his ear.Hover your mouse on the top of his head and a vine will grow out. Grab it and it will open the lid at the top of his head. Let the arm hold onto it.

4. There should be a bunch of weird legs popping out of his head.There will be a ball on the left hand side of the screen. Drop the ball onto the legs and they'll start kicking it around. Two more balls will show up. Do the same thing; drop them on the legs.

5. Click on the hand to close the lid, and a green tail will poke out from the bottom of his neck on the right hand side. Click on it, and all of the legs will show up on the bottom of his neck.

6. Hover the mouse over the legs to make him run, and click to jump over the hurdles. Jump over 5 hurdles in a row, and there will be fireworks. Keep running until you find the green wheel projector thingy.

7. Put the wheel in the projector in his forehead and play the movie. Click on the boxes in the movie, there will be 3 and the 3rd one will have a blue ball. Feed it to him and he'll fill up with water with fish swimming around.

8. There will be little white balls on the left hand side of the screen. Feed these to the fish. Just hold the ball at the surface of the water until a fish comes and grabs it.

9. The fish will dissapear, and a red ball will float to the top. Feed it to him.

10. Open his lid on the top of his head and let the arm coming from his ear grab onto it. Another head will pop out. Click the top of it's head and a green bird's head will pop out. Click the top of the bird's head and an eye creature pops out. Click on the eye creature, and a white bowling ball pops out. Click on the ball and a worm pops out.

11. Click on the reddish head's ear to make him yawn. The other heads will yawn and the worm gives you a ball. Feed it to the main head.

12. His nose will fall off and when you hover the mouse over him, pieces of him flap away like birds, and then you start at the beginning again.

As you can see, I have waay too much time on my hands. Very Happy

by WissyWig Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:57 pm

Ahhhhh ha ha ha Utterly Pointless - Page 2 Rofl2

Man, Jess, you DO. you really do.

(I hate to say this, but all I had to do was play the movie in his head and pull his ear. chuckle

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by melodiccolor Thu Nov 06, 2008 5:22 pm

For utterly pointless things, they're fun itty bitty diversions. Unless you're INFP....in which case you make it all the way to the end; a not so itty bitty diversion. chuckle

by Safari Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:47 pm

Gosh, Jess, that's quite the step by step analysis on how to 'feed the head'! I got some of those things to happen, but not all, and not in the right order, obviously. Lol, I'm going to try it again.

Beade, I pressed the ear and got him to yawn, but I didn't see any fire. Hmm... scratch

by Safari Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:07 pm

Wow, that was cool. I followed Jess's instructions and got right to the end. I wonder if there's another way? I still couldn't get him to breathe fire. Neutral

by Rivershine Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:29 pm

Breathing fire is just one of the diversions. You can make him grow hair and colored spots too. Very Happy

by Justin Passing Thu Nov 06, 2008 9:59 pm

Basically Safari, to get the head to breath fire you need to play the first movie in his head, open the gazebo that the movie creates, and feed him the balls that come out. One of them makes the head breath fire when you touch the lower part of his ear. The two other balls do other things when it eats them, which are also quite amusing.

That's so cool that you got to the end INFP. Thanks for discovering all those Feed the Head "secrets"! Extra Happy

by Safari Thu Nov 06, 2008 10:44 pm

Yay, I finally got the fire! Hehe. Thanks Justin. Now I am satisfied.

by Rivershine Fri Nov 07, 2008 10:50 pm

AAAAA

Dot on the horizon

by Justin Passing Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:13 pm

This one's utterly pointless

Paper Flip

by melodiccolor Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:34 am

Yep that one is utterly pointless. But the dot on the horizon has just one point, lol.

by Nucky Sat Nov 08, 2008 2:58 am

INFP that's me wrote:AAAAA

Dot on the horizon

lol I love uncyclopedia!

by Justin Passing Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:24 pm

This one's pretty

Fireworks

by Justin Passing Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:01 am

An utterly pointless online painting thing. Actually, there are LOTS of these on the web.

Bomomo

by Rivershine Tue Nov 11, 2008 9:55 am

Justin Passing wrote:An utterly pointless online painting thing. Actually, there are LOTS of these on the web.

Bomomo

That was actually fun. Very Happy

by Rivershine Thu Nov 13, 2008 5:49 pm

Clearly Closed.

by Rivershine Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:16 am

Dice me!

by Justin Passing Sat Nov 15, 2008 1:50 am

This is utterly pointless, but fun and rather calming in an odd way.

Fly Guy

by Safari Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:04 am

Justin Passing wrote:This is utterly pointless, but fun and rather calming in an odd way.

Fly Guy

That was quite amusing!

by melodiccolor Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:05 am

LOL, I got to the end of this thing after being sent back to the beginning a couple of times. There are things that can happen along the way, including jamming with aliens and discoing with robots in space.

But at the end, this thing's a really cool greeting card. Laughing

by Nucky Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:10 am

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by Nucky Mon Nov 17, 2008 5:30 am

Justin Passing wrote:This is utterly pointless, but fun and rather calming in an odd way.

Fly Guy

Yeah, that was calming in a weird way.

by Justin Passing Tue Nov 18, 2008 1:51 am

This one's quite strange, somewhat interactive, and utterly pointless as far as I can tell. Another interactive flash thingy from neurotica, whatever that means.

Flow

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