You did WHAT with...?!?

This one's from Reb.

BURGLARY IN FLORIDA

Ya just can't make this stuff up!!

When southern Florida resident Nathan Radlich's house was burglarized
recently, thieves ignored his wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even
left
his Rolex watch.
What they did find however, was a generic white cardboard box filled
with a
grayish-white powder.
(That's at least the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, 'that it looked
similar to
high grade cocaine and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big
time.'
Later, Nathan stood in front of the numerous T V cameras and pleaded
with
the burglars:
'Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude. She died
three
years ago.'

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local drug dealer
known as
Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.
The cardboard box was there too; about half of Gertrude's ashes
remained.
Scotch taped to the box was this note which said: 'Hoochie sold us the
bogus
blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry we snorted your sister. No hard feelings. Have a nice day.

reminds me of al bundy (married, with children), when his relative's ashes got into his bbq grill, and the wife and cristina abernathy coont figger out how ot get 'em out and back in the urn lol!

reb