Randomness

Wow, those drawings done during the acid trip were fascinating. The other stuff was hilarious!!

Hmmm... I guess I'll need to find that poodle exercise video; it would fit right in this thread....

Perturbing tubers is unnecessary

Well then, I'll just have to post this fine example of scewed logic:

Buffalo Theory

In one episode of "Cheers", Cliff is seated at the bar describing the Buffalo Theory to his buddy, Norm.

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this .

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the heard is hunted, it is the lowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.



This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health

of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells,

making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

(And actually I, personally have never been drunk! )

LOL He he!! The imaginary friend!! LOVE IT!!!! Where did you find this?????!!!! ))))))))

I find the tubers sligthly perturbing!! Oops, disturbing!! lol /Justin, did you just read a Harry Potter book? ))

Couldn't see the utube video either - is the UTube having problems or is it starting to dislike me?! OoO Paranoia!!

& lol Melodic!!! Fond of beer jokes, eh?

Nope, just thoroughly illogical logic.

melodiccolor wrote:Nope, just thoroughly illogical logic.

That's the only kind of logic worth having if you ask me.

finally took the time to let the lsd drawings load; very interesting. i actually liked the last few more than the first one. the subtle differences between the first drawing and last one were a real study.

i sent the website to my email list; let them get a gander at how their government spends their money. lol!

bagels, hmm....is that an upgrade from frosted donuts? or just considered healthier?

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INFP that's me wrote:http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3580744

Those were hilarious INFP!

This is actually a real book:

Dude, I had stop watching I was laughing so hard! But you know he has major label interest. Why doesn't any one tell him? It's so sad, it's funny.

OH mannnnn....I gotta kill that sound! It's torturing my ears......

A bunch of freak smilies!
:emot-barf.gif: :

THIS SMILEY LIKES TO EAT PEOPLE

nuckinfutz wrote:A bunch of freak smilies!
:emot-barf.gif: :

THIS SMILEY LIKES TO EAT PEOPLE

Oh please add the running around screaming emoticon to our lineup!

INFP, finding paranoia of pickles...

INFP, on the dark side again. Somehow, that version is just disturbing!

I see you've been watching too many bad horror movies again.