Stereotypes (I'm _____, so I must _______)

I got this off of a blog. Add any other misconceptions held by the weak-minded you can think of.

I'm rich, so I must be a conceited snob.
I wear black, so I must be a goth.
I'm blonde, so I must be a stupid ditz.
I'm black, so I must carry a gun.
I'm Asian, so I must be smart.
I'm not like everyone else, so I must be a loser.
I'm Jewish, so I must be greedy.
I'm gay, so I must have AIDS.
I'm Arab, so I must be a terrorist.
I speak my mind, so I must be a bitch.
I'm religious, so I must shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm an atheist, so I must hate the world.
I don't have a religion, so I must not have morals.
I'm Republican, so I must not care about poor people.
I'm Democrat, so I must not believe in being responsible.
I'm Jamaican so I must smoke weed.
I'm southern, so I must be white trash.
I take anti-depressants, so I must be crazy.
I'm a guy, so I must only want to get into your pants.
I'm Irish, so I must have a bad drinking problem.
I'm Indian, so I must own a convenient store.
I'm Native American, so I must dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm preppy, so I must shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm a cheerleader, so I must be a stuck up whore.
I wear skirts a lot, so I must be a slut.
I'm young, so I must be naive.
I'm Cuban, so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm Mexican, so I must have hopped the border.
I'm not a virgin, so I must be easy.
I'm Italian, so I must have a big peter.
I got a car for my birthday, so I must be a spoiled brat.
I'm good-looking, so I must not be a virgin.
I have straight A's, so I must have no social life.
I dye my hair crazy colors, so I must be looking for attention.
I dress in unusual ways, so I must be looking for attention.
I'm a vegetarian, so I must be a crazy political activist.
I have a bunch of friends of the opposite sex, so I must be fucking them all.
I have a bunch of friends who are girls, so I must be gay.
I have big boobs, so I must be a whore.
I'm Colombian, so I must be a drug dealer.
I'm German, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with gays, so I must be gay too.
I'm Brazilian, so I must have a big butt.
I'm Hawaiian, so I must be lazy.
I'm a virgin, so I must be a prude.
I'm a female gamer, so I must be ugly or crazy.
I'm black, so I must love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm Asian, so I must have a small penis.
I'm a guy cheerleader, so I must be gay.
I'm skinny, so I must be anorexic.
I'm preppy, so I must be rich.
I have a lot of friends, so I must love to drink and party.
I'm Christian, so I must hate gay people.
I have artistic talent, so I must think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a big group, so I must be anti-social.
I have a different sense of humor, so I must be crazy.
I tell people off, so I must be an over controlling bitch.
I'm Texan, so I must ride a horse
I'm a goth, so I must be a Satanist
I watch porn, so I must be perverted
I'm an only child, so I must be spoiled.
I am American, so I must be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm Canadian, so I must love hockey and beavers.
I'm a feminist, so I must have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a teenager, so I must have a stereotype.
I'm English, so I must have bad teeth.
I'm white, so I must be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.
I care about the environment, so I must be a tree hugging hippy
I'm Pagan, so I must worship Satan
I'm conservative, so I must be against Abortion
I'm Swedish, so I must be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian.
I like reading, so I must be a loner.
I have my own spiritual ideology; therefore I must be wrong.
I am Wiccan, so I must be a Satanist.
I disagree with my government, so I must be a terrorist.
I don't curse, so I must be an outcast
I'm Swedish, so I must be white.
I'm strong, so I must be stupid.
I'm Australian, so I must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo's.
I don't want a boyfriend, so I must be Lesbian.
I'm not Christian, so I must need converting.
I'm Russian, so I must love vodka and caviar.

I'm HSP, so I must be weak-willed, soft-spoken, listen to new age music, never swear, be religious, and eat tofu.
I'm eccentric, so I must be a druggie.
I don't want to have kids, so there must be something seriously wrong with me.
I don't say much, so I must hate everyone.

I'm native american, so I must be an alcaholic.

I'm strong willed so I must be controlling

I'm eccentric so I must be mentally ill

I'm a geek, so I have no social skills.

nuckinfutz wrote:I got this off of a blog. Add any other misconceptions held by the weak-minded you can think of.

Can I mix 'em up with each other instead? Like . . .
I'm gay, so I must be a terrorist.
I'm Arab, so I must have aids.
I'm southern, so I must smoke weed.
I'm Jamaican, so I must be white trash.
I'm black, so I must have a small penis.
I'm Asian, so I must love watermelon and fried chicken.
I'm goth, so I must ride a horse.
I'm Texan, so I must worship Satan.


Ok, my actual contributions are . . .
I keep to myself, so I must be a serial killer.
I'm quiet, so I must not have a thought in my head.

I'm quiet so I must be stuck up or weird.