Babel Fish, Pun this and more...

Okay, I am revising the Pun This and More thread in a strange wonky way. I take the puns from the original thread, run them through translation programs and then post. You get to try and figure out what they originally said. I'll post the original in this thread 2 days later, and then do another one.

This first one is easy.

Al Gore ' s drums Before Al Gore was American Vice President - in fact, even before he became involved in politics - he spent Time loads as to drummer for to small band playing in local clubs. Quite He was in fact to good drummer, and he developed quite to reputation for his impressive drum solos. Loads of his routines to were incredible for their mathematical precision. They became known as the Al-Gore-rythms.

No one was interested in unscrambling this easy one? hmmm....

I'm too confused to try.

I'm not quite sure what the exact object of this is either. Do you mean translate the whole text?

Basically, make it understandable again. Some of the more scrambled ones would be challenging and fun to figure out.