Weird book titles

There's this contest in Britain for the weirdest ever book title. This year's winner was "Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers". Previous winners included: "Proceedings of the Second International Workshop on Nude Mice" and "How Green were the Nazies?". These are all actual books as are these submissions: "People Who Don't Know They're Dead" and "How to Avoid Huge Ships". The article on this was in my local newspaper yesterday.

I thought it might be fun if we submit strange book titles, both actual and made up, along with a cover blurb on what the book's about. Let's see how strange and bizzar things can get.