Not-so-smooth romantic moments

What is the most ridiculous thing a partner ever did or said while trying to be romantic with you?

Ummmm, that response belongs in a private forum....

lol! 'i'm trying to be romantic with you.' that was pretty funny lol!

if you want MY stupendous moments, you're gonna have to put this in a VERY PRIVATE forum....

i still wanna see ya post that video you sent me....that's roaring funny, it is....
reb

I'll do a private version of this thread, I wanted the subject to be publicly viewable.

I know, but the story is just too raunchy. Reb's get wild too.

melodiccolor wrote:I know, but the story is just too raunchy. Reb's get wild too.

Huh? Reb's been listening to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br5B2ZaO79E

Duane Eddy's Rebel Rouser yet again?

WD, i'm listening to christian radio; the new music is pretty catchy.

you tube...sounds like some kind of self made sausage...lol!
reb

reb wrote:

you tube...sounds like some kind of self made sausage...lol!
reb

Ding. Quote of the day.

Hm, what's the obsession Reb has with sausages?

*Must be his favourite type of chocolate, right? *

StrawberryLife wrote:Hm, what's the obsession Reb has with sausages?

*Must be his favourite type of chocolate, right? *

SB,

it's 'penis envy'. since i lost mine in an accident, i've missed the lil feller so.... crying....
reb

Remember that song My Dingaling by Chuck Barry?? I found it on youtube

you found my dingaling! i'm overcome with gratitude....please, fed ex to me soonest...or is it Chuck's? i don't want Chuck's....i want something i'm used to...
reb

reb wrote:you found my dingaling!

Ha! This is even better out of context.

*shakes head* I am straightening up & you all are getting worse.

i was always this bad; i just wanted you to be comparatively better, so my true colors could show lol!
reb

oh, jeez...i just thought of one...it's orful, but i'll tell it anyway....

one time...wait, this aint a pubic forum, is it??? i gotta look.....

oh, jeez....it is, and this is x rated-maybe xx...y'all remind me sometime and i 'll tell this on a private forum...

the title should be 'what kind of birth control are you on?' if you tell me to tell that story, maybe i'll remember it....lol! jeez...hant thought of this in years....
reb

I just watched the said video..Lord who is that anyway. I forget ya'll are old lmao!!!!!

Read the comments, how that one dude said he died. That is horrid. I surly hope you didn't leave that comment.

Soo okay you posted as I did. So what kind of birth control do you use??????

ok, i'm gonna go to controversial and post this story right now fore i forgit, for your viewing entertainment...lol!