Worst lyrics ever

Post some of the most God-awful song lyrics you've ever come across.

Cat's In The Cradle - Harry Chapin

He said, "Thanks for the ball, Dad, come on, let's play. Can you teach me to throw?"
I said "Not today, I've got a lot to do."
He said, "That's ok."

I'd Really Love To See You Tonight - England Dan & John Ford Coley

Hello, yeah, it's been a while.
Not much, how 'bout you?

Birdhouse In Your Soul - They Might Be Giants

I'm your only friend
I'm not your only friend
But I'm a little glowing friend
But really I'm not actually your friend
But I am

Cloud Song - The United States of America

How sweet to be a cloud
Floating in the blue
It makes him very proud
To be a little cloud
How sweet to be a cloud

Around The World - Daft Punk

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

Macarthur Park - Richard Harris
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

"Every day a little sadder...
a little madder...
someone get me a ladder." {Huh?!!!!Pfffff!}

Still, You Turn Me On...E.L.P.

Swimming In Your Ocean - Crash Test Dummies

When I'm sampling from your bosom
Sometimes I suffer from distractions like
Why does God cause things like tornadoes and train wrecks?

When I kneel before your bounty
Sometimes I wonder if there could be really
UFO's that come from other planets

The Witch Doctor

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...

We Built This City - Starship

"knee-deep in the hoopla"

"Who rides the wrecking ball into our guitars?"

I still love it though!