The wrong answer game

Well, everyone knows that when you are in a great romance, you are floating in the clouds. The wedding dress is actually a coating of those clouds which are of course white.

Why is Bill Gates rich?

Fellatio.

Why do flowers smell pretty?

Even corpse flowers?

To make themselves happy.

Why do we park on driveways but drive on parkways?

Because God likes stand-up comedy.

Who were you before your father was born?

Sugar and spice and everything nice, of course.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Well, at first, the chicken had no intention of crossing the road. It was quite content to stay where it was, happily eating seeds and bugs. But then it heard, "the sky is falling! the sky is falling!" So it ran to the other side of the road to see if it was (chickens are not that smart).

What's a palindrome?

a French penpal in Drome.

Why can't you lick your elbow?

Because it's ticklish and lick adverse.

Why do Americans fear carbohydrates more than anything else?

Since we were all sugar and spice before our fathers were born, and none of us knows the technical term for spice, carbohydrates present too vivid a glimpse into our true collective nature, which we aren't yet ready to accept.

What's with the hair?

What's with the hair? Where? On those fish??? Odd....

Why do fish like to be petted?

melodiccolor wrote:
Why do fish like to be petted?

Well, they like being petted, but they prefer kisses. That's why they pucker up their lips.

And while we're on the topic, why do people hug trees?

because you're only allowed to work drive thru if you have the mumps
(eewwwwwww)

Why do they call them skeleton keys?

Because those keys won't listen to their mothers and EAT SOMETHING.

Why are teachers' salaries so low?

Because if they were too high, people couldn't reach them.

Why are bananas funny?

because they're phones


Why does champagne fizz?

Blue: that banana phone cartoon is hysterical!

Reamsie,

Because the shortest wait between two points isn't linear.

What is the best way to make toast?

Pour wine, raise glass, say words.

What's the secret to eternal youth?

What is a shooting star?

Brittney Spears and other wanna be celebreties (sp?) that rise fast on gossip and then fade away.

(Hey guys, I thought it was supposed to be the wrong answer game. The last 3 weren't. )

Funny, I thought all my dreams were in my subconcious! oops, I forgot to add a question.

In answer to yours:

They're not all white. Some are purple with green stripes, some are checked, some are polka dotted, in short they come in all colors of which white is just another.

What happens after nuts crack?

Whoops - cross -posted. I've gotta' be quicker.

If it's a bar of the gold discovered in the Klondike region in 1896, anything! If it's a bar full of people playing solitaire, nothing.

Why does the sun always rise in the east?

Because everyone would get really confused if it rose in the north.

What is plain white bread made of?

"Partridge Family" reruns.

How do you tell a good dog from a bad dog?