Horrid but funny

My Grand-daughter spends a great deal of time with me. I try to instill all the proper things I believe to be crucial in becoming an adult. She attends church.
She is with her mother a couple nights a week. She unfortunately does not raise her the way we do here.
Anyway, ya all know how Clorox crazy I am. It is because I suffer from obsessive compulsive disorder. I am always explaining to her that Meme has a health issue. She is starting to pick up my traits in cleaning like mad. Well, I tell her I have OCD.
She is only 6 years old. Apparently she thought I was saying OCB.
She said, 'Meme I know what that stands for."
I said, "You do?"
She said, "yes, Crazy Old Biotch"................................................
I had to laugh though it is not funny. I imagine her mother probably calls me that when she is there, poor child.

Maybe we'll have to start a thread - What does OCD stand for?

Old Crazy Dike
Onion Chive Dip
Oscillating Computing Devices
Ordinarily Confused Derangement

rotflmao
I just noticed I wrote that backwards....old crazy biotch

that is funny. it is a shame what she is telling that child. good you see the humor in it

Aww it's all good. My grand baby loves me. She is my sunshine. She will persevere, of this I am sure.
Besides Old crazy bitch is a good definition of me.

jaded wrote: Old crazy bitch is a good definition of me.

True, except for the fact that you're none of the above.

Love you Hester and I mean that.

Old Crappy Douchebag?????? lol