The Day Yarwerth Spilled the Soup
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The Day Yarwerth Spilled the Soup
Well, Adain and I began yet another legend in chat last night that we need you to help grow. It begins when Yarwerth the Butterscotch Goddess, who first made her appearance in "How do you kill a thread" spilled the soup in the "gifted adult study" with this post:
Thus began the universe. So we decided that I would be her atheist shaman Glengrin and we do have a quest, but it is a secret one for now. Help us write the saga that begins with this!
(BTW, we both felt this story line would make a stellar Dr Who episode, but from the Tom Baker years. )
by adain on Thu May 22, 2008 4:43 am
You know, I never noticed. I must say though, the article seemed to focus on scientific geniuses as well. Not that the message is altered really. At the time, I was a little more occupied with "OMG, that's me" factor. I'm such an egocentric, it kills me
I love that smilely! Apparently I roll my eye's all the time. Gets ME in big time trouble! Can't think why? (can't tell people what they are saying/doing is stupid, but I guess I might as well, damn my glass face.)
So we were redefining and renaming "fabric" to substance of the universe. ?maybe it's soup, which makes sense with all those floaty bits. Maybe stars, and nebula's etc are just bit's of vegetable. Just think about it about, soup has salt (and other ionic particles) which more less remain unseen, which could explain the sense of connection that people feel, especially if it's hot soup (I'm assuming you guys have some chem background) Conductivity, dynamic equations, ooh and convection all come to mind. I could run with this theory. Or even the fact that we are suspended in this liquid could explain that.
Still it doesn't explain time, other than, some scientists suggest that the universe is slowly cooling down. Well if the soup was hot to begin with, and is slowly cooling down, that might explain it (Was that rather a large leap of logic? or have I just skip a rather large portion of my thought processes, which by the way is another thing people find irratating about me.)
Thus began the universe. So we decided that I would be her atheist shaman Glengrin and we do have a quest, but it is a secret one for now. Help us write the saga that begins with this!
(BTW, we both felt this story line would make a stellar Dr Who episode, but from the Tom Baker years. )
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So the soup spills and starts the universe. It takes a few billion years to cool off.
Suddenly, a dog approaches the soup and starts licking it up, but then the dog gets distracted by a . . .
(I'm way off on this, aren't I? Most of the discussion was a bit over my head.)
Suddenly, a dog approaches the soup and starts licking it up, but then the dog gets distracted by a . . .
(I'm way off on this, aren't I? Most of the discussion was a bit over my head.)
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Dude, end of the universe! Mind you, the god's perception of time is slightly different to ours.
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Therefore, the end is the beginning and so on. So that is where our story begins, at the end.
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In the end, there was emptyness, and darkness covered the void. And Yarweth said, "Let there be soup."
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And she tasted it, and she found it to be good. Very good.
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Then along came Satan, and he tried to steal the soup. Fortunately, the atheist shaman Glengrin was quick on her feet, and grabbed her AK.
Glengrin: Hey, you're not even supposed to exist! Eat lead sucka!
Glengrin's AK: RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAT
Satan: AAAARRRRGHHH!
Glengrin and Yarweth then cut Satan up into croutons to put in their soup.
Glengrin: Mmmm . . . Evil never tasted so good!
Yarweth: Indeed.
Glengrin: Um, wait a minute. Aren't we eating the new universe? Maybe we shouldn't do that.
Glengrin: Hey, you're not even supposed to exist! Eat lead sucka!
Glengrin's AK: RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAT
Satan: AAAARRRRGHHH!
Glengrin and Yarweth then cut Satan up into croutons to put in their soup.
Glengrin: Mmmm . . . Evil never tasted so good!
Yarweth: Indeed.
Glengrin: Um, wait a minute. Aren't we eating the new universe? Maybe we shouldn't do that.
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nuckinfutz wrote:Then along came Satan, and he tried to steal the soup. Fortunately, the atheist shaman Glengrin was quick on her feet, and grabbed her AK.
Glengrin: Hey, you're not even supposed to exist! Eat lead sucka!
Glengrin's AK: RA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TAT
Satan: AAAARRRRGHHH!
Glengrin and Yarweth then cut Satan up into croutons to put in their soup.
Glengrin: Mmmm . . . Evil never tasted so good!
Yarweth: Indeed.
Glengrin: Um, wait a minute. Aren't we eating the new universe? Maybe we shouldn't do that.
Then Glengrin realised it was all a prophetic dream as the devil is really an imaginary being. She woke up with a start. "What a very bizzare dream", she mused. "I must figure out what this portends. Something is afoot in this new soup. Maybe I should dump it."
So she went to dump the soup. But being a bit awkward, she tripped and soup spilled everywhere. Yarwerth returned and saw the results and pronounced them good. Then they peered closer into the spilled soup and saw something which tied back to Glengrin's odd dream.
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Ok, that was awesome Nucky. LOL!!!!
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Adain and I were rather hoping that others would join in this as their own characters. Create any you wish for yourselves.
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Come join our adventures.
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They zoomed way, way in on one of the spiral thingies formed in the soup, and zoomed even further in on on of those spiral thingies to find a blue, green, and white ball moving around one of the yellow glowing things in the spiral thing. On that blue, green, and white ball, they found a couple of teenage kids shouting out "Hail Satan!", listening to heavy metal music and burning stuff.
Yarwerth and Glengrin decided to shrink themselves to investigate . . .
Yarwerth and Glengrin decided to shrink themselves to investigate . . .
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